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Old 10-07-2007, 05:06 AM
Cumulonimbus Cumulonimbus is offline
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Default SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE

this beezie just called and was like 'lol me and my four girlfriends are waaasted and playing guitar hero come ovverrr.' so i roll over after a quick 5/10 session and sure enuf..her and her four friends are dancing and drinking. except thesee bitches are huuuuge. like very large. and fugly. turns out they're all mormons. they're all dancing to TPain and shaking their fat boobs all everywhere. it's bad. somebody kill me pleaseeeeeeeee!!
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Old 10-07-2007, 05:08 AM
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So you didnt smash the fatties? Ban
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Old 10-07-2007, 05:10 AM
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Mormons don't drink
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Old 10-07-2007, 05:11 AM
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Sick Life.
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Old 10-07-2007, 05:21 AM
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It was caffeine free coke, wasn't it?
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Old 10-07-2007, 05:27 AM
Cumulonimbus Cumulonimbus is offline
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Default Re: SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE

just completely pwned a fattie at guitar hero. Cumulonimbus 1, fatties 0.
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Old 10-07-2007, 05:30 AM
Cumulonimbus Cumulonimbus is offline
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Default Re: SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE

goofy if you're out there I'm pretyt sure you could nail 3 out of 4 of these fatties. just so you know.
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Old 10-07-2007, 05:32 AM
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Pics of fatties please
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Old 10-07-2007, 05:35 AM
Cumulonimbus Cumulonimbus is offline
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Default Re: SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE

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Pics of fatties please

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pretty much
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Old 10-07-2007, 10:44 AM
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Default Re: SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE

So instead of suggesting that someone should DIAGF, the new way to wish someone a speedy trip to the afterlife would be to say "die in a pile of fat, drunken, dancing fat female Mormans"?

I'm not saying, I'm asking.
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