Official October Thread: General Discussion

[Yeti]

So? How was he to know you'd play your hand like a fifty cent- dollar hu player?

[Melchiades]

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So? How was he to know you'd play your hand like a fifty cent- dollar hu player?

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[Paul B.]

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So? How was he to know you'd play your hand like a fifty cent- dollar hu player?

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lmaonaise

[jfish]

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you flopped the nuts and got it all in

goot job!

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[futuredoc85]

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you flopped the nuts and got it all in

goot job!

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lol Jfish real pro's dont wait for the nuts


futuredoc85: posts small blind $5
creat!ve: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to futuredoc85 [Td Ah]
EmpireMaker2: folds
redargoe: folds
futuredoc85: raises $20 to $30
creat!ve: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [6d 9h 9c]
futuredoc85: bets $40
creat!ve: calls $40
*** TURN *** [6d 9h 9c] [Ts]
futuredoc85: checks
creat!ve: bets $105
futuredoc85: raises $215 to $320
creat!ve: raises $1199.50 to $1519.50 and is all-in
futuredoc85: calls $683 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6d 9h 9c Ts] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
futuredoc85: shows [Td Ah] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
creat!ve: mucks hand
futuredoc85 collected $2144 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2146 | Rake $2
Board [6d 9h 9c Ts Kc]
Seat 1: redargoe (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: futuredoc85 (small blind) showed [Td Ah] and won ($2144) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 5: creat!ve (big blind) mucked [5h 8h]
Seat 6: EmpireMaker2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[IHaveStrong9]

is this quoting aejones after he called me that after i had A9 vs his 88 on an 29910 board for 300BB? i lol either way.

[Christophers]

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dentist beat: i got to pay dentist $6.5k for treatment.

[censored] fucky [censored].

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They have dentists in England?

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no wonder nobody here goes to the dentist becuase it's so bloody expensive.

it's 4 hours of work. i pay her almost $6,500. for that much i better get a cheeky handjob while she's sorting out my teeth.

[censored] this [censored], most i ever had to pay was $100 or so for a filling a while back. today she said 'you better be prepared financially for this'...she whips out the calculator and im thinking 'i can handle this'...she then says 'it'll be £3,150'...i think 'okay, wtf'....then she passes me a copy of the planned receipt and i say to her 'okay, what do i do with this?', she then says 'well, give it to you mum and explain the situation', at this point im thinking 'right, your taking the piss with this ridiculous price for dental treatment, now your taking the piss saying that i need my mum to pay my dental bills, do you know i am john mother [censored] kane, destroyer of 2-4nl online' but instead i just say calmly 'ill be paying for it' (thinking 'ha suck on that you bitch').

anyways, enough rambling, im very tired, got to go to bed.

gl all.

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WTF is wrong with your teeth?

[DCal Zone]

I actually think this was a very good bluff, and the guy time banked down and made a hero call, but I'll categorize it as spew because I could've just check folded the flop:

PokerStars Game #12422625893: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/10/03 - 20:47:22 (ET)
Table 'Pherkad IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ipokeder ($1600.10 in chips)
Seat 2: hadouk3n ($624.30 in chips)
Seat 4: DCal Zone ($897 in chips)
Seat 5: KeanuReaver ($900 in chips)
Seat 6: Villeroi ($1421.55 in chips)
hadouk3n: posts small blind $3
DCal Zone: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DCal Zone [8h 8c]
KeanuReaver: raises $12 to $18
Villeroi: folds
ipokeder: folds
hadouk3n: folds
DCal Zone: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [3h 4h Ac]
DCal Zone: checks
KeanuReaver: bets $30
DCal Zone: raises $66 to $96
KeanuReaver: calls $66
*** TURN *** [3h 4h Ac] [7d]
MT UR Wallet joins the table at seat #3
DCal Zone: bets $152
KeanuReaver: calls $152
*** RIVER *** [3h 4h Ac 7d] [Kc]
DCal Zone: bets $631 and is all-in
KeanuReaver: calls $631
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DCal Zone: shows [8h 8c] (a pair of Eights)
KeanuReaver: shows [4s 3s] (two pair, Fours and Threes)
KeanuReaver collected $1795 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1797 | Rake $2
Board [3h 4h Ac 7d Kc]
Seat 1: ipokeder (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: hadouk3n (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: DCal Zone (big blind) showed [8h 8c] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 5: KeanuReaver showed [4s 3s] and won ($1795) with two pair, Fours and Threes
Seat 6: Villeroi folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[bigbabyjesus]

Your turn bet is huge spew. Nobody ever folds there.

[captainwacky]

god... I've been raping this retard all night and he finally gets frustrated... and then sucks out miserably

PokerStars Game #12422940235: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/10/03 - 21:04:55 (ET)
Table 'Melpomene' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: NutsInYoEye ($430.70 in chips)
Seat 3: Doughdebase ($666.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Poly_Baller ($746.25 in chips)
Seat 5: BHold ($396 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($434 in chips)
BHold: posts small blind $2
gambler2k4: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Poly_Baller [Kc Kh]
NutsInYoEye: raises $12 to $16
Doughdebase: folds
Poly_Baller: calls $16
BHold: folds
gambler2k4: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs 9h 2c]
NutsInYoEye: bets $32
Poly_Baller: raises $79 to $111
NutsInYoEye: raises $303.70 to $414.70 and is all-in
Poly_Baller: calls $303.70
*** TURN *** [Qs 9h 2c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 9h 2c Ah] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NutsInYoEye: shows [8s Ts] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Poly_Baller: mucks hand
NutsInYoEye collected $865.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $867.40 | Rake $2
Board [Qs 9h 2c Ah Jd]
Seat 2: NutsInYoEye showed [8s Ts] and won ($865.40) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 3: Doughdebase folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Poly_Baller (button) mucked [Kc Kh]
Seat 5: BHold (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: gambler2k4 (big blind) folded before Flop