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View Poll Results: With how many virgins have you had vaginal intercourse?
0 30 44.78%
1-2 25 37.31%
3-5 4 5.97%
6-9 1 1.49%
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:34 AM
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The Pear

The pear was a device that expanded after being inserted orally, anally, or vaginally. It was used to rupture the sensitive membranes and tissues of these areas. With much of the damage being inside the body cavity, "confessions" thus extracted could seem to be freely given.

The Judas Cradle

This procedure has remained essentially unchanged from the Middle Ages until today. The victim is hoisted up in the manner shown in the accompanying illustration, and lowered onto the point of the pyramid in such a way that his weight rests on the point positioned in the anus, in the vagina, under the scrotum or under the coccyx (the last two or three vertebrae). The executioner, according to the pleasure of the interrogators, could vary the pressure from zero to that of total body weight. The victim can be rocked, or made to fall repeatedly onto the point. The Judas cradle was thus called also in Italian (culla di Giuda) and German (Judaswiege), but in French it was known as la veille, �the wake� or �nightwatch�. Nowadays this method enjoys the favour of not a few governments in Latin America and elsewhere, with and without improvements like electrified waist rings and pyramid points.

The Headcrusher

Headcrushers exerted tremendous force on the head by means of a screw. This could be used to force a confession or as a means of execution. Some headcrushers had a sharp point at the tip of the screw which would drive into the skull, anchoring it for the pressure of the skull plate.

Examples of headcrushers can be seen in the Tower of London and at the Tijuana, Mexico Cultural Center.

The Iron Maiden

he iron maiden, often styled after the Madonna or a favorite daughter, was more an instrument of execution than torture. The device either enclosed the victim within, as the one below, or embraced with the victim with her arms. In either case, the point was to skewer the victim.

In the version above, the floor inside opened up to drop the victim into a rack of knives for disposal after he expired within the maiden.
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:52 AM
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Default Re: Chasing loses on tilt gone bad + urge to torture hit & runners

UH you have issues OP
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:57 AM
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UH you have issues OP

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Damn right I have issues with hit&runners!!!!
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Old 07-01-2007, 10:18 AM
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Default Re: Chasing loses on tilt gone bad + urge to torture hit & runners

god the pear must be the worst
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Old 07-01-2007, 10:28 AM
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Default Re: Chasing loses on tilt gone bad + urge to torture hit & runners

i have issues with shortstacks
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Old 07-01-2007, 10:34 AM
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The Judas Cradle

This procedure has remained essentially unchanged from the Middle Ages until today. The victim is hoisted up in the manner shown in the accompanying illustration, and lowered onto the point of the pyramid in such a way that his weight rests on the point positioned in the anus, in the vagina, under the scrotum or under the coccyx (the last two or three vertebrae). The executioner, according to the pleasure of the interrogators, could vary the pressure from zero to that of total body weight. The victim can be rocked, or made to fall repeatedly onto the point. The Judas cradle was thus called also in Italian (culla di Giuda) and German (Judaswiege), but in French it was known as la veille, �the wake� or �nightwatch�. Nowadays this method enjoys the favour of not a few governments in Latin America and elsewhere, with and without improvements like electrified waist rings and pyramid points.

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This is 100% bullshtt
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Old 07-01-2007, 11:41 AM
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Default Re: Chasing loses on tilt gone bad + urge to torture hit & runners

nice topic.

i voted for "the pear".
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Old 07-01-2007, 01:50 PM
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Default Re: Chasing loses on tilt gone bad + urge to torture hit & runners

What's wrong with hit & runners? It's canceled out by all the times that those players start off losing and then get stuck 5 buy-ins trying to get even.
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Old 07-01-2007, 04:26 PM
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lol plagiarize:
http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com...re/devices.htm
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Old 07-01-2007, 04:46 PM
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this one must be fun
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