Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

[NeedsMoreNuts]

"I hope an elephant sodomizes your mother." (Also interchangable with child if they have a picture of their kid as an avatar.)

"I hope you die of syphilis."

[T-God]

Whatever the other guy says but replace the nouns with "your face."

[billygrippo]

"you lose money at this game. you are fat. both you and i know this."

the first is 100% correct (given a read) and the 2nd is a favorite to be correct. its +ev

[pokergrader]

"I'm going to eat you if you draw on me again"

[Jehaim]

Please go to Iraq and get yourself decapitated on video.

[meccaNES]

"I'm going to rape your dog and forcefeed your cat yogurt..."

Also i played with a guy that told me to go to iraq and get decapitate once...he was mad because we got it all in and i had the best hand...and it held up...was [censored] amazing.

[Jehaim]

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"I'm going to rape your dog and forcefeed your cat yogurt..."

Also i played with a guy that told me to go to iraq and get decapitate once...he was mad because we got it all in and i had the best hand...and it held up...was [censored] amazing.

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Sounds like me.

[spamuell]

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Whatever the other guy says but replace the nouns with "your face."

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yes yes yes. for maximum effect, capitalise FACE.

[thedustbustr]

i play on pokerroom where it isn't censored, so i don't have to get creative.

[Kerth]

I don't chat.