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Old 11-05-2007, 12:07 PM
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Default Stupid intern gets owned by boss via email

The following is a cliffsnotes version of a forwarded email I recently received from a coworker. This coworker knows this kid from back in college. The names and pictures have been slightly modified, as I don't want to completely trainwreck this kid. I already feel bad enough for him...


"Fred" is currently a senior at a relatively reputable college in the Boston area. He also interns at a large, international firm 2 or 3 days a week. He will receive college credit for the internship, as well as a future job (as long as he doesn't [censored] it up).

Fred was scheduled to work early on November 1st. Of course, being the day after Halloween, this simply wouldn't work for a college senior. He decided to email his boss (let's call him "David") the afternoon of the 31st. Fred told David that he wouldn't be able to make it to work the next day, as he had to go home to New York for a family emergency. Fred went out that night, got completely [censored] up, and slept in late the next morning.

The afternoon of the 1st, Fred decided to check his email, and found this gem from his boss:

"Fred,

Thanks for letting us know--hope everything is ok in New York. (cool wand)

Cheers,
David

"


Notice the gay makeup around the eyes.

Unbeknownst to Fred, a fellow coworker had checked his facebook page and found this picture from the night before. The picture eventually found it's way to David.

Oh, and David cc'ed the entire firm. Fred is currently freaking out.



This would probably be my worst nightmare.
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:11 PM
Lazy Meatball Lazy Meatball is offline
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couldn't he have just went to a gay costume party the saturday before like everyone else?

and always treat your myspace/facebook page as if your parents, employer, or current or ex girlfriend can see it.

ps. did the boss include the pic in the email?
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:13 PM
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Even with his eyes blacked out, he looks douchey

Sorry [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:16 PM
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Default Re: Stupid intern gets owned by boss via email

sounds like the boss doesn't care that much and just wanted to embarrass him a little. Fred should briefly come clean, apologize, and then continue on.
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:17 PM
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Default Re: Stupid intern gets owned by boss via email

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ps. did the boss include the pic in the email?

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Yes, the boss included the picture in the company-wide email, which makes this whole thing that much funnier.
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:23 PM
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This is one reason why I don't have a facebook/myspace account. The other reason is that I am vastly unpopular and have pathetic personal grooming.
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:24 PM
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these are the kinda of posts that make me very gitty inside
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:25 PM
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yeah the first thing I did when i graduated college was set my facebook to private and delete all picture of me blacked out, etc.

this kid is an idiot.
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:27 PM
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Stupid, obvious lies are insulting to those who have to hear them.
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:28 PM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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Default Re: Stupid intern gets owned by boss via email

This is awesome.

Boss -- 1
Intern -- nil
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