Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

[Xylocain]

I cant imagine a scenario where one knows the cards to come withouth knowing peoples hole cards.

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get your ass over to the AP superuser threads in BBV.

really really short version.....
1. guy loses tournament and thinks he is cheated, gets sent an excel file containing raw data containing EVERYONES hole cards. Hand analysis shows that cheater makes expert plays that he couldnt have made without hole card knowledge...THEN further decoding of the logs is done that suggest a user 363 was observing the suspected cheater table the whole time. 363 is thus suspected of being some sort of superuser who feeds holecard data direct to the cheater.

Josems OP in a thread he started gives a nice summary

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Ozi, you left out the juiciest part. The data containing the tournament also contained IP address info. It wasn't a direct read out, as in, POTRIPPER is at x.x.x.x, but they were able to identify the IP of the superuser and trace it back to a location: it was coming from Costa Rica, but it wasn't from Absolute's HQ. It was from a private cable modem. They were even able to trace that cable modem to an individual: Absolute's CEO and owner Scott Tom.

I'm not saying the following as an official rep of 2+2 publishing, but personally, I'd pull any and all money out of Absolute right now if you haven't already.

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*lifts jaw off ground*

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the latest scuttlebutt is *former* CEO and owner. (latest being last night at work, haven't read it today.) What I gathered in that huge ass thread is he sold out sometime in the last year or so and evidently using a back door that nobody knew of or at least suspected he'd use.

But I still have problems with some of the story. If it is Tom he was very stupid in the way he went about cheating. He coulda used his back door for a very long time without serious risk of detection.

[Wetdog]

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1. Farty McSimmons
2. F. McSimmons

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darsh, i totally forgot to tell you but i was kinda gassy the other day and i thought to myself, "geez, i'm totally farty today." but then i was like, "no, i'm totally farty *mcsimmons* today." and then i thought, "i will always call you farty," and lol'd and the cashier was like, "what's so funny?" and i was like ".....the internet."

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NC thread tittle nomination. It's simple but it's so true.

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"geez, i'm totally farty today" works better, IMNSHO.

Also, the idea of tyler in a public place just walking around and dropping devastating SBD's makes me LOL for some reason, and I can't figure out why.

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[BadBigBabar]

anyone have a few hundred on UB so I can xfer you mine in exchange for Stars or FullTilt? PM or IM pls, thanks

edit, what i mean is i send you my UB to your UB, and you send me your Stars/FT to mine.

[marchron]

New contender for NC Thread and also Greatest Post Evah! Some poker-is-rigged goober stopped by the Absolute Unmasking in BBV and dropped a couple I-told-you-sos, then posted a new thread here. Adanthar originally locked it on the grounds of OP being a douchetool, but then unlocked it when he unburdened himself of a post which included these gems on another forum:

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It is a piece of cake for me to appear on greek television and be the No1 famous in Greece. The only thing I have to do is give a photocopy of my book to about 20 journalists, scientists, stc. This book reveals the reason of ageing and how to defeat it. Also, it has solved almost all the questions of physics. And I will not forget to mention the cheating of online casinos and your role in it. I have chosen not to become famous so far, for many reasons, but I think I will decide to do so sooner or later as I feel the duty to reveal my knowledge. You know where I live. I am not scared about my life because I trust God will save me. Why? Because last time my life was in danger, I shouted with all my strength and the 5.9 richter earthquake of 1999 in Athens happened.

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Hilarity ensues.

[marchron]

Another bombshell: POTRIPPER is the former Absolute Poker Director of Operations.

Ho. Lee. [censored].

Commencing complete withdrawal from UB now . . .

[Xylocain]

Brag: I'm driving to Vegas Saturday, never been there before.

Beat: People I'll meet up with sucks, so I dont think I'll be playing any poker.

Variance: Probably none.

here is a hot chick, maybe she'll be at the Belaggio.

[Aaron W.]

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Another bombshell: POTRIPPER is the former Absolute Poker Director of Operations.

Ho. Lee. [censored].

Commencing complete withdrawal from UB now . . .

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It all hits the fan in 3... 2... 1...

[tyler_cracker]

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Brag: I'm driving to Vegas Saturday, never been there before.

Beat: People I'll meet up with sucks, so I dont think I'll be playing any poker.

Variance: tyler_cracker lives in vegas.

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if you really want me to believe that you're not a gimmick account, you should look me up when you get here.

[Xylocain]

Tyler, what makes this pathetic is that I might be your gimmic...

The thing is that I'm on a tight schedual. I'm driving in around 3 to meet up with my San Diego crew and I'll probably be plastered within half an hour after that... then Sunday I dont know, but they are in town to party not to gamble and since none of them plays cards ... I'll just have to tag along for whatever.

Its a shame tho, I never played live.