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Old 09-22-2007, 12:03 AM
kniper kniper is offline
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Default Help me play this hand BBV - 19 yr old girl

OK, I'll try to get to the point as fast as I can:

When I lived in DC I had a few "encounters" with a girl who went to law school with me. I moved back to LA, and she asked if I would be willing to hang out with this 19 yr old friend of hers who goes to college out here - I guess she doesn't know anyone or doesn't like anyone, w/e. Being the nice guy I am, I say sure. I tell this girl to give the 19yro girl my email.

A few weeks later i get this email:
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I just wanted to send you a message since [DC GIRL] has been insisting I should. I don't know what she said about me but if you want to know more, you can email me back
or talk on yahoo messenger. Pictures, webcam, whatever
you need to confirm that I'm not ugly. Haha. I'm cute,
young, and down for having fun.

Hope I hear from you, I heard you were a sure thing...


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I wasn't quite sure what to make of this email, cause it is obviously charged with sexual innuendo. So I go ahead and asked a fellow 2p2 (not sure if he wants to be outed) since we are mutual friends with the DC girl. He informs me that this is in fact a trap, and gives me the following link to this 19yro's blog: LINKY THAT IS NSFWish

So apparently I was being set up for this girl's own personal sex blog. Initially I was kinda weirded out, but then thought it might be a pretty funny thing to go ahead with it. However, I'm not that creative, so I kinda need some advice on a good way to approach this. I am sure whatever I do with this girl is going to end up on her little bloggie. So how do I make this epic BBV?
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:07 AM
schundler schundler is offline
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Default Re: Help me play this hand BBV - 19 yr old girl

Have sexual intercourse with her
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:07 AM
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Default Re: Help me play this hand BBV - 19 yr old girl

[x] blog delivers

[x] thread delivers by association
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:09 AM
GeneralDisarray GeneralDisarray is offline
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Default Re: Help me play this hand BBV - 19 yr old girl

I see no names in the blog... man get on top of her right now. Seriously.. log off the internets.. and GO!
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Old 09-22-2007, 06:53 AM
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Default Re: Help me play this hand BBV - 19 yr old girl

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[x] blog delivers

[x] thread delivers by association

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Ya rly.
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Old 09-22-2007, 10:07 AM
Georgia Avenue Georgia Avenue is offline
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Default Re: Help me play this hand BBV - 19 yr old girl

Dude, bad plan posting this before you sealed. Just make sure to be really forward and hit it tomorrow.

Say something really weird to her imo. Like call her mommy or something. Or make her slap you in the face? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

OH WAIT I GOT IT

Make sure theres a mirror around and spend the whole time looking at yourself in it American Psycho style. LOL SYMMETRY
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Old 09-22-2007, 10:19 AM
Alexisonfyre Alexisonfyre is offline
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Default Re: Help me play this hand BBV - 19 yr old girl

Put on your robe and wizard hat before casting Level Infinite Eroticism on her.
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Old 09-22-2007, 10:44 AM
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Default Re: Help me play this hand BBV - 19 yr old girl


When in doubt, make her toss the salad.
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:45 PM
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Default Re: Help me play this hand BBV - 19 yr old girl

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Dude, bad plan posting this before you sealed. Just make sure to be really forward and hit it tomorrow.

Say something really weird to her imo. Like call her mommy or something. Or make her slap you in the face? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

OH WAIT I GOT IT

Make sure theres a mirror around and spend the whole time looking at yourself in it American Psycho style. LOL SYMMETRY

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Old 09-22-2007, 12:47 PM
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