Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

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or the classic

"lol you f****ng stupid moronic c**t"

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Cryptologic STT? If so, you are welcome, sir.

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suck my [censored] [censored] [censored] bitch ass pussy [censored]

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Not trying to be disrepectful here, but I really can't understand why people love Diana so much. When I was in London about a year ago, I must have heard people talk about Diana at least once a day. I guess I just don't really know very much about what she did?

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Saying that will get you beheaded in England.

Seriously though, I was on a cruise ship somewhere in the Pacific some years back, right before my wife left me with all of my cash on advice from her obese friends, and we were seated for dinner with a family from one of the midwest states. When I mentioned i was born in London the first thing the mother of the family said was "Oh, did you know Diana? It must have been awful for you."

The irony of it was that i didn't know Diana and I couldn't have given less of a [censored]. Sure it was tragic but the same month my grandmother died - and Elton John never bothered to rerecord an old single for her. So, to quote a quaint English phrase, "bollocks to it".

[Xylocain]

"darn"

[BingoChimp]

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Not really the same topic but i'll always remember it when I go on monkeytilt.

When I first started playing poker 2 years ago I took my whole $150 br to a $50nl table and proceeded to lose it all to suckouts, the last being my AA vs AKs.

After slaming my mouse against the wall a few times my roomates ugly friend walked in. At the time she had this huge crush on my roomate, but he didn't like her at all and just used her for rides from school and work.

Ugly Girl: "What the hell are you doing???"

Me: "Ray hates you and whenever you leave we call you fishface and [censored] laugh for hours."

After that i had to start driving my roomate around.

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This really made me laugh!!

[aardvarksrus]

I generally use

"Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast again?"

or

"Game over - insert coins to continue....."

2nd one came from someone on here [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I once stacked an [censored] frenchman.
His reply:

HAHAHA 9/11

frog

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Wow. I would have responded with something like "well at least the people who died on that day can take sollace in the fact that...well they arent french."

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what's the problem with frenchies. i just don't get it.

someday, in a near future... french canadians will come with something like this :

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If people are from Britain and are saying ty and sh!t like that after they runner my ass:

HAHAHA princess Diana died and she suffered hahahahahahahahahah.

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LOLOLOLOL so bad taste but yet so funny

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If people are from Britain and are saying ty and sh!t like that after they runner my ass:

HAHAHA princess Diana died and she suffered hahahahahahahahahah.

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LOLOLOLOL so bad taste but yet so funny

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I don't understand why the rest of the world thinks people in Britain care that much. We really don't.

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fish "GO PLAY LOTTO U [censored]"

after he called an all in with midpair and lost