ZeeJustin>>>>>> Phil Hellmuth

[Imrahil]

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[censored], that has me crying! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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This is, quite simply, one of the finest 2+2 posts I have ever seen EVEN with the obvious boredom of the incessant harangue that is the ZJ multicheating commentary.

The ZJ in the background actually makes it for me. So, so good.

Look at me--I'm gushing.

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It took me like 5 minutes to get it but then I loled.

[rakemeplz]

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The Tournament Director tells them both not to talk while the other is in a hand and gives them both a warning.

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I don't get why they both got a warning.

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Bias on the part of the tournament director maybe.

[J.C. Gloves]

Hehehe, I loved reading irock's response to RBK. Everytime I see the words "snap calls" I just go on an LOL-spree.

I can just picture it in my mind: PH just seeing thru souls predetermining action and SNAP calling before he has time to think. Then he yells @ you for playing bad while he sucks out.

FWIW the opponent-berating is pretty much standard every hand.

[jaybizzle]

I over heard Hellmuth in the hallway saying, "Phil Ivey and I play perfect chinese poker and anytime we play each other it's pretty much a coinflip." I don't know anything about that game, but considering the source...lol?

[bmwguy525]

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I over heard Hellmuth in the hallway saying, "Phil Ivey and I play perfect chinese poker and anytime we play each other it's pretty much a coinflip." I don't know anything about that game, but considering the source...lol?

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I'd say it's pretty true. In CP a lot of the game depends on the cards you get every hand, and if you know how big/low your opponent is willing to go on all 3 hands, it's pretty easy for the game to turn into a flip.

[zerocarb]

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Best part is the one in the background.

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ni han, sir.

[pepeman]

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i was at the table and phil was way out of line.
justin was at the table for a while before i realized who he was and i have to say ya'll should get off his back he was super nice seemed like an all around good guy and you should seriously find better ways to fill the voids in your existence other then refusing to get past this.

also irock was super chill, as was h@olling or however you spell his name.
very cool guys.

i dont want to brag but i freaking owned phil's soul for pretty much the entire time i was at the table, hopefully irock can come back and verify this.

i also challenged him to a HU 500K freezeout which he at first accepted and then when i said we should post the money in escrow and play on saturday he promptly backed down from (he had earlier told me i was the worst player at the table after i 4 bet him pre with KK and didnt show).

oh and i wasn't a douche about the way i challenged him, after like the 9th pot i took from him he said something about how i was so bad or whatever so i said well we can play HU for 500K if you'd like and he obv said i'd love to but once i started to iron out the details he sang a diff tune.

got down to 80 players 78 places pay.

i have like 120K in chips avg is 80K.

i lose these 3 pots all within like 15mins.

AT vs K5 all in pre. (40K pot)
QQ vs 95 all in pre (flop K24 turn A river 3) (32ish K ship it to whitelime)
lose KK vs 55 all in pre to four card flush. (70K pot).

so instead of having like 200K i have 40K going into tomorrow woot woot.

however on the bright side aron been (sp?) (who had the K5 and the 55) gave me full permission to get chad brown to kick his ass [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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rbk you are my hero, I can't never get enough of seing Hellmuth get owned and exposed for being a gigantic douche.

I doubt Phil would play one of those HU challenges, his words means nothing and he has a lot to lose.

[Stealthy]

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Quite simply the best photoshop ever

[Ibanez8185]

I hate ZJ jokes as they are boring and old but that picture made me LOL.

Phil is a dick who would do much better if his ego wasn't bigger than the [censored] universe. If he doesn't respect the players it will bite him in the ass.

[jaybizzle]

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I over heard Hellmuth in the hallway saying, "Phil Ivey and I play perfect chinese poker and anytime we play each other it's pretty much a coinflip." I don't know anything about that game, but considering the source...lol?

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I'd say it's pretty true. In CP a lot of the game depends on the cards you get every hand, and if you know how big/low your opponent is willing to go on all 3 hands, it's pretty easy for the game to turn into a flip.

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I stand corrected.