Relocation advice, had it with AC area

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Need suggestions for a place to move to. My girl and I live the AC area and we're tired of the condo life, traffic, rediculous insurance costs, taxes, weather and so on.

Here's my criteria:

1) Must have casinos w/ poker & table games. It's my industry, and I like to play poker B&M. This is critical - places with racetracks and slots only are no good.

2) Warm year-round. Ideally, no real cold or snow ever, but I can deal if it's mild.

3) Not in an area prone extreme weather such as tornados, hurricanes, volcanos, floods etc. (girl is paranoid about that kind of thing).

4) Somewhere safe + reasonably affordable. My girl and I are in the $140/year range together in southern NJ so we do okay. We appreciate that we may make somewhat less in other areas.

To a lesser degree:

1) Has an NFL team somewhat local
2) Has a hockey team/any league at all
3) FRESH WATER lake - oceans need not apply
4) Commuting distace to metropolitan area

We're cool with being near reservations or whatever... any help would be great, especially if you know specific suburban towns and areas....