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Old 06-23-2007, 07:07 AM
pillsbarry pillsbarry is offline
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Default Beat: waiter rats me out

now the wifey knows i play at the casino, she just doesnt know everytime i go down there, she thinks i havent been down for at least a month or two. So when i sit down at the local eatery, someone else's waiter comes up to me, in front of my wife and kids and says

waiter: hey, i dont know if you remember me, but i was sitting next to you the other night at motor city
me: (dear in headlights) or (phil ivey eyes)
waiter: no, really i think it was you, unless i have the wrong guy
me: yea, you got the wrong guy
wife says, wtf did he say? i'm busted and explaining within 5 minutes

Beat: waiter ratted me out
Beat: i play at motor city
brag: i will stack him next time i see him
variance: next time you see someon u play against at casino, just say.........nothing
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Old 06-23-2007, 07:14 AM
Heavens_Myst Heavens_Myst is offline
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Default Re: Beat: waiter rats me out

srsly wtf? i knew i saw u there, u were brushin me off pretty hard i thot u were out with ur mistress or sumtin

n e ways, ill stack ya later, donk!
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Old 06-23-2007, 07:36 AM
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Default Re: Beat: waiter rats me out

she got u on a short leash huh
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Old 06-23-2007, 08:38 AM
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Default Re: Beat: waiter rats me out

op is probably not a winning player or else his wife wouldn't care
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Old 06-23-2007, 08:55 AM
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Default Re: Beat: waiter rats me out

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op is probably not a winning player or else his wife wouldn't care

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you know not much about women
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:57 AM
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op is probably not a winning player or else his wife wouldn't care

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you know not much about women

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