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Old 11-11-2007, 08:43 PM
The B The B is offline
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I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]Barry, but I could see this being really f'ing akward

from Barry's Website


When I first saw Liz playing poker, I wanted to ask her out. I decided that I would nonchalantly walk by her table and make idle chatter as an introduction. I watched and waited for her to be unoccupied. Unfortunately, it seemed like every other guy in the room had the same idea. People would stop and talk to her for a few minutes and leave, and immediately someone else would sit beside her. I waited for an hour, but there was no let up.

Fortunately, she approached the big game to talk to her friend Chau Giang. I introduced myself and tried to show my sense of humor. Two advantages big game players have in the woman chasing game are the possibility of more extravagant dates and the lure of offering top level poker mentoring. I was prepared to use whatever enticement necessary, because I now felt I was in competition against the rest of the poker room.


The next day, I got up the nerve to ask Liz out. She said, “Have you been watching how many guys are hitting on me. All I want to do is play poker.” I told her if she needed any assistance to let me know. I ultimately succeeded getting a date with Liz, because of something I hadn’t thought of. It turned out that it wasn't the promise of poker lessons or extravagant dates that swayed her. Instead, when she found out that I helped poor children, she became very interested in spending time with me. I eventually found out Liz’s other likes and dislikes. I won’t divulge them, because they would be used against her, as Liz is poker’s version of Cameron Diaz in the movie “There’s Something about Mary.”
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Old 11-11-2007, 08:48 PM
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Default Re: LOL @ Barry & Liz Lieu

Barry likes the AZNs, don't hate.
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Old 11-11-2007, 08:50 PM
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Barry is seriously into asians, very very very Mr. Asian-Lova-Lova Greenstein
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:06 PM
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Now this is one asian that i gotta give him props on... shes a dime piece and probably a 25 cent piece in the asian community... i bet john phan smashes it up all the time
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:21 PM
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Liz Lieu

Aggressiveness: 7
Looseness: 5
Short-handed: 7
Limit: 7
No-limit: 6
Tournaments: 6
Side games: 7
Steam control: 7
Against weak players: 6
Against strong players: 6

OH NO YOU DIDNT
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:27 PM
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lol
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:44 PM
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:57 PM
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LOL
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Old 11-11-2007, 10:04 PM
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HAHA
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Old 11-11-2007, 10:11 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
Liz Lieu

Aggressiveness: 7
Looseness: 5
Short-handed: 7
Limit: 7
No-limit: 6
Tournaments: 6
Side games: 7
Steam control: 7
Against weak players: 6
Against strong players: 6

OH NO YOU DIDNT

[/ QUOTE ]


TOO FUNNY [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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