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Old 07-29-2007, 01:20 AM
Avatar of Wine Avatar of Wine is offline
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Default Re: If I wasn\'t a pastor, I\'d be saying \"HOLY [CENSORED}\"

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how do you have time to post this?

Dont you have little boys somewhere that you should be "teaching" or "working with"?

sicko

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SOMEBODY SHOULD MAKE A POST ABOUT MEN OF THE CLOTH RAPING KIDS, THAT WOULD BE FAN [censored] TASTIC





SERIOUSLY
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Old 07-29-2007, 01:23 AM
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Default Re: If I wasn\'t a pastor, I\'d be saying \"HOLY [CENSORED}\"

you've probably "sucked out" plenty of boys in your day. This is just variance getting back at you
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Old 07-29-2007, 02:43 AM
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Default Re: If I wasn\'t a pastor, I\'d be saying \"HOLY [CENSORED}\"

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how do you have time to post this?

Dont you have little boys somewhere that you should be "teaching" or "working with"?

sicko

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SOMEBODY SHOULD MAKE A POST ABOUT MEN OF THE CLOTH RAPING KIDS, THAT WOULD BE FAN [censored] TASTIC





SERIOUSLY

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Here, have a field day with it.

NOT A RICKROLL
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Old 07-29-2007, 02:54 AM
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Default Re: If I wasn\'t a pastor, I\'d be saying \"HOLY [CENSORED}\"

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how do you have time to post this?

Dont you have little boys somewhere that you should be "teaching" or "working with"?

sicko

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SOMEBODY SHOULD MAKE A POST ABOUT MEN OF THE CLOTH RAPING KIDS, THAT WOULD BE FAN [censored] TASTIC





SERIOUSLY

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Here, have a field day with it.

NOT A RICKROLL

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This is beautiful - much better than the previous, uninspired efforts.

Thanks, yo
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Old 07-29-2007, 02:55 AM
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Default Re: If I wasn\'t a pastor, I\'d be saying \"HOLY [CENSORED}\"

me too. eggs are good.
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Old 07-29-2007, 05:11 AM
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Default Re: If I wasn\'t a pastor, I\'d be saying \"HOLY [CENSORED}\"

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Dude, how do you have over 300 posts in one month? Are they all as lame as these? Do you think you're funny? You, of course, can berate me all you want, but trolls who build up huge post counts with nothing to really say don't go over too well here in BBV.

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[?] buttsecks with 10 year old boys
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:15 AM
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Default Re: If I wasn\'t a pastor, I\'d be saying \"HOLY [CENSORED}\"

i only read the op and skimmed thru some of the replies... but please tell me you played a $300sng cuz theres no way you can lose 5 in a row, am i right?
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:19 AM
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Default Re: If I wasn\'t a pastor, I\'d be saying \"HOLY [CENSORED}\"

pray more?
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:53 PM
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Default Re: If I wasn\'t a pastor, I\'d be saying \"HOLY [CENSORED}\"

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is in a fatal car
accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin
to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed

up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time
anyone has asked.

"Let me go find out," and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer.
Two months passed and the couple was still waiting.

So as they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married
in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat
bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't
work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with
anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest
up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find an attorney
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Old 07-30-2007, 05:20 PM
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Default Re: If I wasn\'t a pastor, I\'d be saying \"HOLY [CENSORED}\"

are pastor's even allowed to gamble? and shouldnt you be giving 10% of winnings to the church??
that YMCA pic.....LMFAO
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