The Onion articles that come true

[Jack Bando]

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Was it MadTV or SNL that did the 15 blade razor sketch?

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it was madTV and it was recently posted in this thread

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I prefer the Spishak Mach 20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F7TMlrDXtw

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Wasn't that one. I remember one line being something like "And the 14th razor comes close to the skin." And it show a computer graphic of the 14th blade doing barrel rolls wihtout hitting the skin. Good link though, thanks.

[splashpot]

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Was it MadTV or SNL that did the 15 blade razor sketch?

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it was madTV and it was recently posted in this thread

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I prefer the Spishak Mach 20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F7TMlrDXtw

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Wasn't that one. I remember one line being something like "And the 14th razor comes close to the skin." And it show a computer graphic of the 14th blade doing barrel rolls wihtout hitting the skin. Good link though, thanks.

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I can't believe I just spent 20 minutes searching for this and the best I came up with is this [censored] tiny ass image.

Platinum Mach 14

[mbillie1]

My two favorite Onion pieces of all time outside of "American Voices" (which is just spectacular) were "Reagan Pyramid Nears Completion" and "Dick Cheney Drinks Glass of Water While George W. Bush Speaks"