Please select Mr. Francis' new title, my friends

[Low Limit Loser]

Idi, you appear to man of the most upstanding character. as you may know, The US as made it increasingly difficult to fund my burdgeoning poker career. Is it possible to use you as an intermediary. I propose I send you wire transfers of $US for you to put into my online account from Nigeria. I would allow you to keep a small sum in exchange for this service. Let me know and I will send money immediatly as well as any of my identifying information you may require.

Hakuna Matata,

LLL

[Idi the Nigerian]

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Idi, you appear to man of the most upstanding character. as you may know, The US as made it increasingly difficult to fund my burdgeoning poker career. Is it possible to use you as an intermediary. I propose I send you wire transfers of $US for you to put into my online account from Nigeria. I would allow you to keep a small sum in exchange for this service. Let me know and I will send money immediatly as well as any of my identifying information you may require.

LLL

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My friend,

I can definitely understand your consternation at not being able to fund your wonderful hobby. It was with a heavy heart that I learned of the attempts by the evil US government to eliminate online wagering.

I would be happy to deposit the funds on your behalf. However, in order for this to proceed, I will require access to your banking accounts. Please send me your banking information so that I may begin processing your funds and you may continue enjoying your wonderful past-time.

Good luck at the tables, my friend!

[Mr. Francis]

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Idi, you appear to man of the most upstanding character. as you may know, The US as made it increasingly difficult to fund my burdgeoning poker career. Is it possible to use you as an intermediary. I propose I send you wire transfers of $US for you to put into my online account from Nigeria. I would allow you to keep a small sum in exchange for this service. Let me know and I will send money immediatly as well as any of my identifying information you may require.

Hakuna Matata,

LLL

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Sir,

My third wife's cousin entered into such a relationship with Idi and it found it to be very profitable ok. Idi quickly processed all transfers promptly and accurately. If I am not mistaken, once a certain number of transfers had been achieved, my wife's cousin received a nifty hat as a promotion ok. In addition, I believe that if you were to refer more American poker players to Idi for such transactions, further rewards from Idi could be yours ok.

Just trying to help,

Mr. Francis

[Low Limit Loser]

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My friend,

I can definitely understand your consternation at not being able to fund your wonderful hobby. It was with a heavy heart that I learned of the attempts by the evil US government to eliminate online wagering.

I would be happy to deposit the funds on your behalf. However, in order for this to proceed, I will require access to your banking accounts. Please send me your banking information so that I may begin processing your funds and you may continue enjoying your wonderful past-time.

Good luck at the tables, my friend!

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PM sent

Shaka Zulu,

LLL

Edit: With Mr Francis as character witness, I ensure good things will happen. I will post this in legislation as people are scared and looking for options.

LLL