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Re: Four Idiots
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Live Poker is the coolest cp 30-60 a wierd trucker hillbilly guy basically teleports his way into the seat next to me as i fail to notice he and his 450lbs of retard slide in at arond 3:30 am. He buys in for 400 and runs it up to 2300 immediatly. The table smells blood hero raises Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] UTG retarded fat trucker (rft) 3 bets, i 4, he 5, i call flop: Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] i c/r, he 3 bets, i call turn: 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] i c/r, he 3, i 4, and we proceed to raise back and forth until we have 19 bets in the pot and i am felted RFT has the old AA and i become on of the first players at canterbury to successfully double up for over 1k. I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] poker [/ QUOTE ] Why can't I ever get these hands? Any time I cooler somebody (like my recent quads vs. top boat hand), I just win like 4 bets at most. And I say to myself, "If this was no limit, I'd have his entire stack." And then I say to myself, "But thank God I am not playing that miserable, painful, obnoxious game known as no limit." This hand is the best of both worlds -- doubling up at limit. |
#222
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Re: Four Idiots
20/40 last night.
I open in the SB with Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] BB calls. BB is Gary, I like to call him Action Gary, for obvious reasons. Flop: Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] I Bet, He calls. Turn: 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] I Bet, He calls. River: 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] I bet, he raises, I call. Gary has T8, NH Gary. --------------------------------------- Another good one. Villan opens from CO, I 3-bet QQ from the SB. Heads up. Flop: QTT bet, call. Turn: 7 Bet, call. River 7. Bet, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise, raise. He feels bad after about 6 bets and says, I have Quads. Villan turns over 77. Nice hand Villan. The worst part was that he was the same Villan from the Hand where I flopped Queens full the on a Q66 board and he has 66. ------------------------------------------------------ So I dropped down to 6/12 today and I can't beat that either. How much do you think I can win playing $3/6 in a year? Hit the 300 hour mark last night of breaking even. Bout time to get a job I guess. You know you are running bad when you can't even beat the Tetris game on your cell phone. |
#223
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Re: Four Idiots
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I'm not sure how long he'd been playing, but I do admit I felt winded from the jetlag. [/ QUOTE ] Where the hell were you? Must be some jetlag to quit betting the nuts! |
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Re: Four Idiots
Hi Andy,
Six of One told me your hand was so funny that I had to log in here out of retirement to read. Even I would have kept raising. |
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Re: Four Idiots
puke, worst misclick in a long time
PokerStars 15/30 Hold'em (5 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls. Flop: (4.66 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, Hero calls. Turn: (4.33 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero folds. Final Pot: 4.33 BB |
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Re: Four Idiots
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20/40 last night. I open in the SB with Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] BB calls. BB is Gary, I like to call him Action Gary, for obvious reasons. Flop: Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] I Bet, He calls. Turn: 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] I Bet, He calls. River: 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] I bet, he raises, I call. Gary has T8, NH Gary. [/ QUOTE ] 1) chop preflop 2) what is bad/unusual about this hand? Both of you played it fine and it is really standard. So he turned a two-outer; oh well. 3) sorry you're running bad -- I can empathize. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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Re: Four Idiots
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[ QUOTE ] 20/40 last night. I open in the SB with Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] BB calls. BB is Gary, I like to call him Action Gary, for obvious reasons. Flop: Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] I Bet, He calls. Turn: 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] I Bet, He calls. River: 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] I bet, he raises, I call. Gary has T8, NH Gary. [/ QUOTE ] 1) chop preflop 2) what is bad/unusual about this hand? Both of you played it fine and it is really standard. So he turned a two-outer; oh well. 3) sorry you're running bad -- I can empathize. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] I don't chop anymore and I love it. The hand is pretty standard though and I would have played it the same, of course I would have hit a Ten on the turn if I was him. |
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Re: Four Idiots
Chopping is so bad, if I become a winning poker player again I'm going to quit chopping in lhe games. I just need to repeat Saturday a few dozen times and I'll be in business.
Just finished a fun session where I was -40bb in like 15 mins 3 tabling and somehow won it all back plus a few dollars just in time to type this and put on a sweatshirt to go see some movie for a class in a couple minutes. Aside from that absolutely horrendous misclick above I felt I played sickly good and was able to fold top pair and even two pair in spots I never would normally even though it seemed obvious I was beat. Unfortunately the super duper tough expert TAGs used their witchcraft to 2 out me on the turn with their "overpair" every time I had them right where I wanted them with AA/KK. Such is life I suppose. |
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Re: Four Idiots
Europe. First day back. I included myself in my post title.
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Re: Four Idiots
If it got you to unretire and make an appearance, it was worth it!
Hope all is well. Regards, Andy |
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