I've Got Mumps

[Klompy]

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and I can't remember the last time I had a headache.

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Excessive drinking causes both headaches and memory loss.

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hmmm, 2 days of headaches, and 2 days without booze. Even though I never get a headache from a hangover, I think I am going to go ahead and mix a stiff one just to see if this helps.

[Gobias Ind.]

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P.S. I think that it was pretty cool to have an incredibly contagious disease prefaced by an article. Saying "I've got "THE Mumps"' beats the hell out of saying 'I've got indigestion'.

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So much for my trip report to Pizza Hut

[Golden_Rhino]

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my mump.
My mump, my mump, my mump, my mump, my mump, my mump
My mump, my mump, my mump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and their Donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass in
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My mump, my mump, my mump,
My mumps they got you,
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my mump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my mump, my mump, my mump, my mump.
My mump, my mump, my mump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
And mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my mump, mump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my mump.

My mump, my mump, my mump, my mump,
My mump, my mump, my mump, my mump, my mump, my mump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.


What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my mump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this mump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(oh)She's got me spendin'.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
(oh)She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[tshort]

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Is the vaccine not effective? Or a new strain? Did the doctor expand on anything?

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The vaccine was/is believed to be 95% (or more) effective. It is possible that the vaccine (or certain batches) isn't as effective. In the 50's and 60's there were a hundred thousand cases a year of mumps. Until the vacccine, it was like the chicken pox.

The general response is to encourage everyone to make sure they've had the vaccine twice. Well, everyone who goes to my school (Kansas) must have had the vaccine twice to enroll. It has mainly been students coming down with the mumps. As I said, there was a desk dedicated for "Mumps Patient Check-Out" at the university health center.

No one should be worried. There have been 5000 cases throughout the midwest. It just sucks staying quarantined for 8 days. I haven't enjoyed the thought of my testicle(s) becoming sore and enlarged.

[buriedbeds]

I had the MMR vaccines, but I had the mumps when I was about 3 or 4, on Thanksgiving nonetheless. That SUCKED.

Feel better, man.

-bb.

[uncleshady]

Ok somebody get rubella now because I'm too lazy to look on wiki.

[octop]

who the [censored] gets the mumps in 2006?