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[shaundeeb]

I make great calls and never win. all hands from the 163

Full Tilt Poker Game #2500350027: $28,000 Guarantee (18339142), Table 21 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:05:08 ET - 2007/05/24
Seat 1: GoNoles1 (3,455)
Seat 2: ronny2100 (7,113)
Seat 3: MAXPOTA (12,325)
Seat 4: McNallyville (9,730)
Seat 5: JayJay1 (19,613)
Seat 6: tedsfishfry (21,163)
Seat 7: DocYarosh (6,840)
Seat 8: cobster316 (5,796)
Seat 9: Tillich (4,625)
Tillich posts the small blind of 100
GoNoles1 posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tedsfishfry [Kd Ad]
ronny2100 raises to 650
MAXPOTA folds
McNallyville folds
JayJay1 folds
tedsfishfry raises to 2,000
DocYarosh folds
cobster316 folds
Tillich folds
GoNoles1 folds
ronny2100 calls 1,350
*** FLOP *** [5c Jc 9d]
ronny2100 bets 5,113, and is all in
tedsfishfry has 15 seconds left to act
tedsfishfry calls 5,113
ronny2100 shows [Qc Ac]
tedsfishfry shows [Kd Ad]
*** TURN *** [5c Jc 9d] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [5c Jc 9d Js] [3c]
ronny2100 shows a flush, Ace high
tedsfishfry shows a pair of Jacks
ronny2100 wins the pot (14,526) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14,526 | Rake 0
Board: [5c Jc 9d Js 3c]
Seat 1: GoNoles1 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: ronny2100 showed [Qc Ac] and won (14,526) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: MAXPOTA didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: McNallyville didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: JayJay1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: tedsfishfry showed [Kd Ad] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: DocYarosh didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: cobster316 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Tillich (small blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #2500458877: $28,000 Guarantee (18339142), Table 21 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:22:48 ET - 2007/05/24
Seat 1: GoNoles1 (3,080)
Seat 2: ronny2100 (13,591)
Seat 3: MAXPOTA (10,290)
Seat 4: McNallyville (19,085)
Seat 5: JayJay1 (30,363)
Seat 6: tedsfishfry (14,945)
Seat 7: bigfish70 (11,035)
Seat 8: cobster316 (5,446)
GoNoles1 antes 25
ronny2100 antes 25
MAXPOTA antes 25
McNallyville antes 25
JayJay1 antes 25
tedsfishfry antes 25
bigfish70 antes 25
cobster316 antes 25
JayJay1 posts the small blind of 120
tedsfishfry posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tedsfishfry [Jh As]
bigfish70 folds
cobster316 folds
GoNoles1 folds
ronny2100 folds
MAXPOTA folds
McNallyville folds
JayJay1 raises to 480
tedsfishfry raises to 1,680
JayJay1 calls 1,200
*** FLOP *** [2h 7h 2s]
JayJay1 checks
tedsfishfry bets 1,920
JayJay1 raises to 28,658, and is all in
tedsfishfry: I don't believe you
tedsfishfry has 15 seconds left to act
tedsfishfry: tils finn
tedsfishfry calls 11,320, and is all in
JayJay1 shows [Qh Th]
tedsfishfry shows [Jh As]
Uncalled bet of 15,418 returned to JayJay1
MoormanI sits down
MoormanI adds 6,145
*** TURN *** [2h 7h 2s] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [2h 7h 2s 5h] [Jd]
JayJay1 shows a flush, Queen high
tedsfishfry shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
JayJay1 wins the pot (30,040) with a flush, Queen high
tedsfishfry stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30,040 | Rake 0
Board: [2h 7h 2s 5h Jd]
Seat 1: GoNoles1 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: ronny2100 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: MAXPOTA folded before the Flop
Seat 4: McNallyville (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: JayJay1 (small blind) showed [Qh Th] and won (30,040) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 6: tedsfishfry (big blind) showed [Jh As] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Twos
Seat 7: bigfish70 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: cobster316 folded before the Flop

[Jurollo]

This may be the weirdest hand I have seen in a few months...

25 mins into FTP $150
Full Tilt Poker Game #2501663706: $40,000 Guarantee (18339429), Table 33 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:22:42 ET - 2007/05/24
Seat 1: fintab or bust (2,650)
Seat 2: besthandwinslol (3,270)
Seat 3: No Yoke (5,720)
Seat 4: MoormanI (3,015)
Seat 5: AMNIKITI2 (3,640)
Seat 6: Vagoneta (5,995)
Seat 7: WPThero (7,125)
Seat 8: pfino (4,960)
Seat 9: kratzbaum (2,425)
Vagoneta posts the small blind of 15
WPThero posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WPThero [Qs Qh]
pfino folds
kratzbaum folds
fintab or bust folds
besthandwinslol raises to 105
No Yoke calls 105
MoormanI folds
AMNIKITI2 calls 105
Vagoneta calls 90
WPThero raises to 620
besthandwinslol: REALLY
besthandwinslol has 15 seconds left to act
besthandwinslol folds
No Yoke calls 515
AMNIKITI2 calls 515
Vagoneta folds
*** FLOP *** [Jh 7c 9h]
WPThero bets 2,000
No Yoke calls 2,000
AMNIKITI2 raises to 3,020, and is all in
WPThero calls 1,020
No Yoke calls 1,020
*** TURN *** [Jh 7c 9h] [6d]
WPThero bets 3,485, and is all in
No Yoke calls 2,080, and is all in
WPThero shows [Qs Qh]
No Yoke shows [6s 9s]
AMNIKITI2 shows [Td Kc]
Uncalled bet of 1,405 returned to WPThero
*** RIVER *** [Jh 7c 9h 6d] [3s]
WPThero shows a pair of Queens
No Yoke shows two pair, Nines and Sixes
No Yoke wins the side pot (4,160) with two pair, Nines and Sixes
AMNIKITI2 shows King Jack high
No Yoke wins the main pot (11,130) with two pair, Nines and Sixes
AMNIKITI2 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15,290 Main pot 11,130. Side pot 4,160. | Rake 0
Board: [Jh 7c 9h 6d 3s]
Seat 1: fintab or bust didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: besthandwinslol folded before the Flop
Seat 3: No Yoke showed [6s 9s] and won (15,290) with two pair, Nines and Sixes
Seat 4: MoormanI didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: AMNIKITI2 (button) showed [Td Kc] and lost with King Jack high
Seat 6: Vagoneta (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: WPThero (big blind) showed [Qs Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 8: pfino didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: kratzbaum didn't bet (folded)

[Zinzan]

I've been seeing a lot of plays like AMNIKITI2's lately (of course, I've been playing a lot of $5-$30 MTTs, so...). These players either don't understand fold equity AT ALL (yay), or they got somewhere to go. I've had hands where I hit the nuts and reraise to put someone almost completely in, and they'll reraise all-in with absolutely nothing, not even a draw, not even A-high. I'm just thinking "uh, dude, nevermind that i had the nuts, did you really think i would fold any two here?"

The other dude with 96... wow, that's quite a surprising fishing expedition. But why didn't you push on flop?

-Z

[lgkeeper]

Very first hand of the FTP $10 rebuy:

Full Tilt Poker Game #2502648347: $10,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (18572650), Table 24 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:31:00 ET - 2007/05/24
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lgkeeper [Kd Kh]
RightThurrr has 15 seconds left to act
RightThurrr raises to 1,500, and is all in
QT1669 folds
fahimh11 folds
OmegaRun folds
candhdad folds
lgkeeper raises to 3,000, and is all in
MADVILLA1N folds
CIBA folds
DONKEY4SALE folds
lgkeeper shows [Kd Kh]
RightThurrr shows [As Ad]
Uncalled bet of 1,500 returned to lgkeeper
*** FLOP *** [Qs 6c Th]
*** TURN *** [Qs 6c Th] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 6c Th Tc] [Ac]
lgkeeper: lmao
lgkeeper shows two pair, Kings and Tens
RightThurrr shows a full house, Aces full of Tens
RightThurrr wins the pot (3,030) with a full house, Aces full of Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,030 | Rake 0
Board: [Qs 6c Th Tc Ac]
Seat 1: CIBA (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: DONKEY4SALE (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: RightThurrr showed [As Ad] and won (3,030) with a full house, Aces full of Tens
Seat 4: QT1669 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: fahimh11 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: OmegaRun didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: candhdad didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: lgkeeper showed [Kd Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 9: MADVILLA1N (button) didn't bet (folded)

[metsfan88]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (7 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP1 (t13685)
MP2 (t4830)
Hero (t2845)
Button (t6000)
SB (t1050)
BB (t1040)
UTG (t6170)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls t200, MP1 calls t200, MP2 calls t200, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t2820</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls t925 (All-In), <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG folds, MP1 calls t2620, MP2 folds.

Flop: (t7115) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t7115) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t7115) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t7115

Results in white below:
SB has Qc Kd (high card, king).
MP1 has Kc 5c (flush, king high).
Hero has Ac Kh (high card, ace).
Outcome: MP1 wins t7115.

[MattSuspect]

why?

PokerStars Game #10093209146: Tournament #50597443, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/05/25 - 01:47:17 (ET)
Table '50597443 36' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: slobdonkkk (2575 in chips)
Seat 2: MattSuspect (8975 in chips)
Seat 3: RavR118 (1210 in chips)
Seat 4: eastoak1 (6450 in chips)
Seat 5: Paul Skanski (6310 in chips)
Seat 6: WireTapped (1090 in chips)
Seat 7: Dr_Olson (4275 in chips)
Seat 8: TheDynasty3 (2295 in chips)
Seat 9: Taztam (2045 in chips)
MattSuspect: posts small blind 50
RavR118: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MattSuspect [9s 9d]
eastoak1: raises 200 to 300
Paul Skanski: folds
WireTapped: folds
Dr_Olson: folds
TheDynasty3: folds
Taztam: folds
slobdonkkk: folds
MattSuspect: calls 250
RavR118: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s 2h 8d]
MattSuspect: bets 500
eastoak1: raises 1200 to 1700
MattSuspect: raises 1900 to 3600
eastoak1: raises 1900 to 5500
MattSuspect said, "uh oh"
MattSuspect said, "i know im beat...but i suck"
MattSuspect: raises 1900 to 7400
eastoak1: calls 650 and is all-in
TheDynasty3 said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [3s 2h 8d] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [3s 2h 8d 6h] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MattSuspect: shows [9s 9d] (a pair of Nines)
eastoak1: shows [Ad Ks] (a pair of Aces)
TheDynasty3 said, "ouch"
eastoak1 collected 13000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13000 | Rake 0
Board [3s 2h 8d 6h As]
Seat 1: slobdonkkk (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MattSuspect (small blind) showed [9s 9d] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 3: RavR118 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: eastoak1 showed [Ad Ks] and won (13000) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: Paul Skanski folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: WireTapped folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Dr_Olson folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: TheDynasty3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Taztam folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[DevinLake]

I'm pretty sure it was in this forum that someone posted a listing off all the non WSOP tournaments happening at various casinos during the WSOP. But, I can't seem to find it. Can someone point me to it?

[BadgerPro]

Probably the best compliment I've ever gotten at the tables:

phattytuna88: how many people u got over there badger?
phattytuna88: lol
BadgerPro: huh?
phattytuna88: sometimes ur tight and then sometimes ur loose lol
phattytuna88: it's hard to keep notes on u
BadgerPro: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[registrar]

FT bubble on Crypto. On Crypto, you can't chat once you get bust.

Dealer: #4213160623, THE2JETSG wins 13205 chips with A Straight, Five high.
THE2JETSG: sry man ******g.... misclick
Erfreddo: jesus
THE2JETSG: I owe ya
THE2JETSG: Sry MISCLICK....would never call. that..u know it...sry
Erfreddo: it means it is your night m8
Dealer: #4213160903, Amatoer wins 7875 chips with A Pair of Queens, Ace high.
THE2JETSG: jesus.--wow- what can I say...


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[WarDekar]

Badger told me to post here instead of the trading post, so I'm looking to trade up to $1k from UB to Stars.