YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE

[Mr_Moore]

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[pennpal]

Hello, is this Mrs. Johnson? This is Officer Woods of the New Jersey State Police. I'm sorry to wake you by calling at this hour, but... I regret to inform you that your son was hit by the SEXY AS [censored] truck! IF U RECEIVE THIS IT MEANS U [censored] SEXY!!1!!! send this 2 TEN PEOPLE u think R sexy and something AMAZING will happen 2u!

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Oh, wait, right.

Yeah, your son is dead.