OT- Free coaching/lap dances!

[bones]

For various reasons, I've decided to get some business cards printed up in the next week or so. Since I play for a living, the title was just going to be "poker player", but that seems sort of lame/boring. Anyway, I'm interested in something more funny/ironic.

I'm looking for suggestions on a title. The card will be very basic with just my name, title, and phone #. If you post an original suggestion and I use it, I'll either review and fully annotate 2 of your HHs or buy you a lap dance if you're going to be in vegas this summer.

Thanks.

[slimon]

What are some good strip clubs in vegas and how do you get bang for the buck? Strippers are expensive!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Advantage Playa.

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For various reasons, I've decided to get some business cards printed up in the next week or so. Since I play for a living, the title was just going to be "poker player", but that seems sort of lame/boring. Anyway, I'm interested in something more funny/ironic.

I'm looking for suggestions on a title. The card will be very basic with just my name, title, and phone #. If you post an original suggestion and I use it, I'll either review and fully annotate 2 of your HHs or buy you a lap dance if you're going to be in vegas this summer.

Thanks.

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Indy-Where do I send the HHs? Strippers are cheap compared to coaching

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