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Old 11-04-2007, 09:25 PM
The 13th 4postle The 13th 4postle is offline
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Men...We have a long battle ahead of us. These bots and their masters have declared war on us a long time ago... and yet most of them go unnoticed, they take are fish and yet we say nothing...they give us, and the online poker community a bad name... and yet they go unpunished.

They may lose their accounts every now and then but they know its pennies compared to what they will win back...

Are best warrior Mr. Gatorade has done work for us for a long time and must be thanked. But he can not do the work alone.

It came to my attention that masters of these bots go online and discuss how they can attack us better. Yes they have forums much as we do and laugh how they win at poker with the aid or their robot slaves.

I know what most of you would say, "bots are easy" "they're easily exploitable" it is true most of them are weak and exploitable...but so are the fishes. Bots drive them away in droves. Would you let a man rob you of 1,000 dollars because you have a million? Then why would you let them rob you of a dollar when you have a 100?

We must fight back and attack them where they feel safe...their own forum, all at once we must post how evil they are and make them feel bad when they sleep at night. Call them losers and make fun of them because they can not win at poker. Hell, some of them can't even win with their robot slaves.

Men at 8:00 PM Eastern Time on November 5th (Monday)I suggest a surprise attack! We will attack the WinHoldem forums by spamming and posting hundreds of irrelevant threads...It will annoy them and drive them mad..hahaha

I will not link the forum here as to not desecrate BBV but, register there and get ready for the attack!

"Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of War!"
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:28 PM
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Default Re: I declare a Forum War!!

what happened to that nvg thread
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:29 PM
The 13th 4postle The 13th 4postle is offline
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what happened to that nvg thread

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Mods probably took it down because it looked like Guerrilla marketing...TMO
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:35 PM
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Default Re: I declare a Forum War!!

I really want to talk smack to you using generic insults such as 'nerd!' and 'your momma is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house'.

Meh, gl you. I hope you win the battle and the war.
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:37 PM
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tl;dr
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:37 PM
The 13th 4postle The 13th 4postle is offline
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Don't let the bots Win!!
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:15 PM
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the fact that you spell "our" as "are" really tilts me.
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:20 PM
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the fact that you spell "our" as "are" really tilts me.

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My apologies fellow warrior...I hope you do not desert from the battle!
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:22 PM
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who is you?

our only hope of beating the bots is for the poker sites to continue to be able to detect them. If they ever learn how to vary their play and tilt a bit its all over.
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:27 PM
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OP is my fav poster on 2p2 fwiw
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