September "online poker is rigged" thread

[Hiiiiiiii]

Around 15 one outers last night on Tilt, rigged for sure. Might never go back. Thoughts on Absolute?

[MicroBob]

Lets see the hand-histories for the 15 one-outers you suffered.

[edfurlong]

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Thoughts on Absolute?

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Rigged.

[ChipFerFree]

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Lets see the hand-histories for the 15 one-outers you suffered.

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pretty sure he was kidding -- right?

[Hiiiiiiii]

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Lets see the hand-histories for the 15 one-outers you suffered.

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pretty sure he was kidding -- right?

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I seriously was not kidding. I will post some but I am not going to look through my hand histories for all the hands. I kept an estimated tally of how many occured...

Note: Not all were actually "one outers" where villians caught the only card to beat me, although most were. Some of my tally included when the case card hit on the board.

[Chomp]

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Anyone else think life is rigged?

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People who think Party is rigged are thinking waaay too small.

It's as if Newton got hit on the head with an apple and then decided gravity was somehow caused by trees and fruit.

Party, rigged? It doesn't need to be. Poker is rigged. Life is rigged. Math is rigged. Randomness itself is a conspiracy cooked up by God to squeeze the maximum amount of pain and suffering out of his little flock of toy souls.

Yes there's a conspiracy, yes it involves Party, but only to the degree that it involves every other atom in the universe, which are all somehow magically lined up to produce, in the recursive awareness of human consciousness, the most exquisitely complex and fragile work of art and engineering conceivable and then, simultaneously, dump into this miracle an infinity of foul excrement - the 5 horsemen of BBV: ignorance, addiction, superstition, anger, and greed, and then ultimately pulverize it into a smoking heap of dead, oblivous, meaningless matter - BUSTO.

Poker is just one tentacle of the universal conspiracy called Entropy. But if we try very, very hard, we can make the leap from being one of its oblivious patsies to being one of its boot-licking junior functionaries.

So, shhhhhhh...

/mc


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Where has the great Monty Cantsin gone?

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Wow.

[Borgland]

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Thoughts on Absolute?

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Rigged.

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Schills and teams more than rigged.

[Hiiiiiiii]

Full Tilt Poker - Pot Limit Omaha Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $38.55
BB: $36.60
UTG: $23.60
Hero (CO): $49.55
BTN: $67.95

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.75</font>, 2 folds, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $1.25</font>, BB calls $1.25

Turn: ($4.10) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $2.75</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $12.35</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $41.15</font>, BB calls all-in for $22.25
Uncalled bet of $6.55 returned to Hero

River: ($73.30) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $73.30 ($3 Rake)


Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and LOST (-$36.60)
Seat 4: phuckingloser (big blind) showed [5d 6c 4d 9c] and won ($70.30) with a straight flush, Nine high


I don't think I will ever play there again!

[MicroBob]

Holy crap. You're talking Omaha? Doesn't this kind of stuff happen practically all the time in that game?

Also, if I'm reading the hand correctly then there were also three T outs for a split-pot.

[helter skelter]

I watched this one. They got it allin on the flop.