Dumb Club Situation

[The Ocho]

Situation:

last night strassa and i are out at some club. strassa leaves with some chick who proceeds to throw up all over his bed. our party filters out and i am left alone with an undrank bottle at closing. i dont give a [censored] about sneaking this thing out so i just leave it there.

strassa's mind is completely blown by the fact that i would leave a 95% full bottle behind. is he crazy or am i?