Confessions of a TxRedMan

TxRedMan · #1 03-03-2007, 03:26 AM

Hello BBV, my name is Tex, and I am a gambler amongst other things ([censored], jackass, suspected racist, steroid abuser, former porn star, serial masturbator, beloved poster, hated by few loved by many, etc)

The other night I ran like Lieutenant Dan post-Vietnam, or Forrest pre-awesome montage leg brace truck out-running scene. AKA, i ran like [censored].

Of course being the sick degen I am, I decided it would be good to sharpen my PLO game and take some time away from my breads n butterz, LO8, which i pretty much rule at.

Yeah, standard, 'zomg 4 cards!!! wowzerz' top set! quads? gg sir. Second nuts? i got that beat....until you spike on the turn u lucky [censored]....you get the point BBV.

So of course I'm like '[censored] this low limit [censored]'. i play 25-50 live and i'm playing with these suck out specialists at 2-4? b/c i only have 10K online? [censored] that, i'm jumping into a game i now have just over 4 buy-ins for online, and we all know it's okay b/c i can just use neteller to reload really easily....

10-20.

hmmmm...why is this table filling up with a huge waiting list...i wonder who the fish is...

okay the last bit was a joke but the rest is not...

allow me to introduce my trusty sidekick, the robin to my batman, the kane to my able, the adanthar to my gildwulf, the poker bob to my schneids, etc....

how many times have we travelled together? how much money have we won 4-tabling on your x-brite screen? how much porn do you house for me, my friend?

so now we're playing 10-20 plo together and we pickup the nut flush draw and top two pair (aces up!!!) on the button in a 4-way limped pot! and the non diamond on the board is an ace for those of you who know a thing or two about PLO.

naturally i pot it, get called in two spots, then the turn comes a suspicious looking black 10.

checks to me, and since i'm on the needle i pot it again...and this time one of the callers folds, but the other one likes the black 10 for some reason, so he checkraises me all-in and of course i call, gladly, until i miss the river and he shows j-j-10-10 for a turned set.

goodbye vaio.....you will be missed....

it wasn't that particular hand that tilted be so much as it was the 1000 hands before it and the series of 90/10's and 80/20's i lost in the previous two days....

so gg $4K and gg $1500 vaio....

of course i've still got monies in my FT account, and it's 10:00 p.m. and i'm on tilt, so naturally i grab my keys and drive to the nearest PC, which happens to be at my parents house. i walk in with out saying a word, load up FT (my dad plays $1 tourneys) and proceed to lose the rest in five hands, part tilt mostly cooler....

so now i am on this

and it's okay i guess. i miss my vaio though.

anyone know how to work an extender or whatever for a harddrive?

-Tex