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12-02-2006, 10:33 AM
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Roommate BBV (my first bbv thread)
Ok BBV, this isn't a really great story or anything but I'd like to hear others'thoughts on this because I didn't really know how to react to the situation. Anyone who has had a roommate who is a complete retard could relate, I'm sure.
So last night, I decide to go out with my roommate to his friend's apartment to get drunk and whatnot. We get there pretty early and it's not time to do heavy drinking yet so we decide to play some games or whatever. I claim to be a Connect Four expert, which I am, so I play my roommate at that and beat him like 4 times in about 3 minutes. Roommate's friend is like lol let me try and I'm like aiiiight, and similar results were obtained. So whatever, that's no fun, let's just start drinking and [censored] at 8 pm. Soon, my roommate's friend shows up. This kid is probably the dumbest person I've ever met. Most annoying too. Basically, every sentence he speaks ends with the word "yo" or "[censored]", with these words having no attachment to the sentence whatsoever. He's like zomg duuude I just saw Casino Royale, I'm so pumped about poker, lol lets plaaay yo. I'm like uhhh well I'm not sure there are chips here, and I don't really like playing for free so... (The only other time I'd played poker with this kid and my roommate, I'd invented a drinking game with 1/2 blinds with a 10 chip cap, where you drink the corresponding number of seconds to the number of chips you lose to the pot each hand. Both parties were quickly confused, every hand was a struggle until one of the retards says something like "awww shtt this is hard I just wanna drink I dont wanna think yo". But anyway last night the retard was like come onnn we'll play with connect four chips and I'm like ok whatever, let's do it. My roommate gets in too. We start with awesome 10.5 BB stacks and I get them to post their blinds and I deal the hands. I fold the button and tell retard it's on him and he's like ummm lol zomg where are like the 5 cards and shtt. I consider just saying I'm not going to play anymore but I try carefully explaining preflop actions and whatnot. We play for like 10 minutes, a number of times retards open fold their BB to no raise or otherwise do stupid shtt and I get very annoyed. I stack roommate with 2nd pair vs King high, no draw. He's like lol I shud have known u had something oooops. A couple hands later I finally snap and flip out about one of them open folding their bb, and remark that they can't even grasp the concept of betting, and my retard roommate is like dude chill tfo we're just tryn to have a good time here , we dont know as much as you about poker so relax. I just stare at him for like 5 minutes with a "[censored] you retard hippie, how dare you call me out in front of all these girls I just met" expression, while debating if it would be cool to sock him in the face. I decide to just say ok guys I'm not going to play anymore, sorry, and go get more beer. We then play about 8 rounds of a 7-way game of asshle, where I finish as president or vice president in every single round despite having really terrible hands all but once. That game breaks up because half of the people are retards and are sick of playing such a tough game, so we move on to beer pong. I have a chick for a partner and she's really bad, yet we win like 4 games in a row, and then beer pong is over. Basically, I continue to win at everything all night because I'm smarter and better than everyone at everything. Some chick who I thought was the only cool person present goes in a bedroom and hooks up with retard friend. This kid is very marginally better looking than me, obviously has much less money than me, and is dumb as a [censored] box of marbles--this clearly proves my long-standing hypothesis about what college girls really care about. So pretty soon it's like 1:30 and I'm pretty bored with everything, I've had at least 15 beers and I kind of want to crash. Retard roommate says the first intelligent thing of his life, "let's go back and order a pizza." I'm like ahh yes dude that is a good idea, I will pay for everything if you just order it. He then hands me the phone as if to say "no deal" and I'm like ummm [censored] off you [censored] jackass, jesus christ you are the biggest piece of worthless festering garbage ever. BTW where's my backpack, someone moved it. I'd transported the majority of a 30 rack to the apartment in a backpack, then left it in a corner where it was in no one's way. Roommate of course says, umm lol i moved it somewhere, i dont know where. I'm like well fuckign find it, I want to leave. He looks for like 2 minutes and is like ummm lolz i cant find it srry. I'm like well thats a [censored] problem, you have to [censored] find it (it is a fking problem, I have medications and homework among other things in it). Now chick who I formerly thought was cool pipes in, "dude why are you always calling people out" or something. I'm like SHUT THE [censored] UP and I just walk out and go back to my room. At this point I'm really really [censored] drunk and when I get back I decide it's a good idea to spray shaving cream and shampoo and every similar item i have on my desk all over roommates bed, lol. That will teach him not to waste my night hanging out with a bunch of retard hippies. I didn't really know what I was doing and he pretty much deserved it, so I don't feel too bad even though it was a little bit stupid/juvenile. I'm wondering how others have dealt with unacceptably stupid roommates. BTW, this kid owes me a fuckton of money, keeps telling me he'll have it "next weekend", and never has anything. This really pisses me off because I'm leaving after this semester and realize i'm never going to see the $. What to do BBV? Sorry if this is rambling/tl; dr, I just thought it was somewhat entertaining and wanted to recount the tale for future reference before I forgot any of the important details. -nuts 
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12-02-2006, 10:47 AM
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Re: Roommate BBV (my first bbv thread)
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12-02-2006, 10:56 AM
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Re: Roommate BBV (my first bbv thread)
Have you tried angermanagement?
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12-02-2006, 10:58 AM
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Re: Roommate BBV (my first bbv thread)
[ QUOTE ]
Ok BBV, this isn't a really great story or anything but I'd like to hear others'thoughts on this because I didn't really know how to react to the situation. Anyone who has had a roommate who is a complete retard could relate, I'm sure. So last night, I decide to go out with my roommate to his friend's apartment to get drunk and whatnot. We get there pretty early and it's not time to do heavy drinking yet so we decide to play some games or whatever. I claim to be a Connect Four expert, which I am, so I play my roommate at that and beat him like 4 times in about 3 minutes. Roommate's friend is like lol let me try and I'm like aiiiight, and similar results were obtained. So whatever, that's no fun, let's just start drinking and [censored] at 8 pm. Soon, my roommate's friend shows up. This kid is probably the dumbest person I've ever met. Most annoying too. Basically, every sentence he speaks ends with the word "yo" or "[censored]", with these words having no attachment to the sentence whatsoever. He's like zomg duuude I just saw Casino Royale, I'm so pumped about poker, lol lets plaaay yo. I'm like uhhh well I'm not sure there are chips here, and I don't really like playing for free so... (The only other time I'd played poker with this kid and my roommate, I'd invented a drinking game with 1/2 blinds with a 10 chip cap, where you drink the corresponding number of seconds to the number of chips you lose to the pot each hand. Both parties were quickly confused, every hand was a struggle until one of the retards says something like "awww shtt this is hard I just wanna drink I dont wanna think yo". But anyway last night the retard was like come onnn we'll play with connect four chips and I'm like ok whatever, let's do it. My roommate gets in too. We start with awesome 10.5 BB stacks and I get them to post their blinds and I deal the hands. I fold the button and tell retard it's on him and he's like ummm lol zomg where are like the 5 cards and shtt. I consider just saying I'm not going to play anymore but I try carefully explaining preflop actions and whatnot. We play for like 10 minutes, a number of times retards open fold their BB to no raise or otherwise do stupid shtt and I get very annoyed. I stack roommate with 2nd pair vs King high, no draw. He's like lol I shud have known u had something oooops. A couple hands later I finally snap and flip out about one of them open folding their bb, and remark that they can't even grasp the concept of betting, and my retard roommate is like dude chill tfo we're just tryn to have a good time here , we dont know as much as you about poker so relax. I just stare at him for like 5 minutes with a "[censored] you retard hippie, how dare you call me out in front of all these girls I just met" expression, while debating if it would be cool to sock him in the face. I decide to just say ok guys I'm not going to play anymore, sorry, and go get more beer. We then play about 8 rounds of a 7-way game of asshle, where I finish as president or vice president in every single round despite having really terrible hands all but once. That game breaks up because half of the people are retards and are sick of playing such a tough game, so we move on to beer pong. I have a chick for a partner and she's really bad, yet we win like 4 games in a row, and then beer pong is over. Basically, I continue to win at everything all night because I'm smarter and better than everyone at everything. Some chick who I thought was the only cool person present goes in a bedroom and hooks up with retard friend. This kid is very marginally better looking than me, obviously has much less money than me, and is dumb as a [censored] box of marbles--this clearly proves my long-standing hypothesis about what college girls really care about. So pretty soon it's like 1:30 and I'm pretty bored with everything, I've had at least 15 beers and I kind of want to crash. Retard roommate says the first intelligent thing of his life, "let's go back and order a pizza." I'm like ahh yes dude that is a good idea, I will pay for everything if you just order it. He then hands me the phone as if to say "no deal" and I'm like ummm [censored] off you [censored] jackass, jesus christ you are the biggest piece of worthless festering garbage ever. BTW where's my backpack, someone moved it. I'd transported the majority of a 30 rack to the apartment in a backpack, then left it in a corner where it was in no one's way. Roommate of course says, umm lol i moved it somewhere, i dont know where. I'm like well fuckign find it, I want to leave. He looks for like 2 minutes and is like ummm lolz i cant find it srry. I'm like well thats a [censored] problem, you have to [censored] find it (it is a fking problem, I have medications and homework among other things in it). Now chick who I formerly thought was cool pipes in, "dude why are you always calling people out" or something. I'm like SHUT THE [censored] UP and I just walk out and go back to my room. At this point I'm really really [censored] drunk and when I get back I decide it's a good idea to spray shaving cream and shampoo and every similar item i have on my desk all over roommates bed, lol. That will teach him not to waste my night hanging out with a bunch of retard hippies. I didn't really know what I was doing and he pretty much deserved it, so I don't feel too bad even though it was a little bit stupid/juvenile. I'm wondering how others have dealt with unacceptably stupid roommates. BTW, this kid owes me a fuckton of money, keeps telling me he'll have it "next weekend", and never has anything. This really pisses me off because I'm leaving after this semester and realize i'm never going to see the $. What to do BBV? Sorry if this is rambling/tl; dr, I just thought it was somewhat entertaining and wanted to recount the tale for future reference before I forgot any of the important details. -nuts [/ QUOTE ]
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12-02-2006, 11:34 AM
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Re: Roommate BBV (my first bbv thread)
lol, at first I thought tl;dr but the story grew on me
nice post
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