Oh God, Linda Cohn bought Cher's mask

[youtalkfunny]

Same voice, different face. It's like a sci-fi movie, where the alien has disguised himself as the earthling. I want to rip off the mask, and expose Kang or Kodos.

This is probably old news, but this is the first I've seen of the "new and improved" Linda. She was so much more attractive before this.

[trying2learn]

i haven't seen her...did she get a face-lift?

[Sully]

For God's sake post a pic.

[MacGuyV]

I heard she's really short.

[Roy Munson]

She also has twelve toes. I have noticed that when she appears on ESPN radio she jacks up the New York accent about 10 levels over her television voice.

[WLVRYN]

I played golf with her in a tourney in vegas a few years back. She actually was pretty cool and talked basically to me (the only sports fan in the foursome) the whole time. She has a huge NY accent that she covers very well on TV. She said that she had been taking voice lessons to reduce it before she interviewed to get on ESPN. I dont remember her being terribly short, but this was about 5 years ago.

A buddy of mine told me a story about her after I had said that I met her. I cannot vouch for the accuracy since I wasnt there, so take it for what its worth, but here goes. One of my buddy's good friends from college owns a bar/restaurant in Buckhead (I'm drawing a blank on the name now). When the Super Bowl was in Atlanta a few years back (Rams beat the Titans), his place was one of the hotter places to hang out. The ESPN crew was down there for the week, including Linda. Apparently Michael Jordan came in for the game and was hanging in the back of his bar/restaurant in a private room, when a few of the Sportscenter folks came in after one of the shows. They talked to Jordan for a few minutes, and then most of Jordan's posse and the sportscenter folks wandered out into the main area of the bar. Except for Linda. The guy walked into the back to make sure everything was OK, and Jordan had her bent over a table tagging her from behind. He turned around and walked out, and a few minutes later the posse wandered back into the room.

[IronDragon1]

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and Jordan had her bent over a table tagging her from behind.

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Gross

[TruFloridaGator]

Sure....

[StevieG]

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The guy walked into the back to make sure everything was OK, and Jordan had her bent over a table tagging her from behind. He turned around and walked out, and a few minutes later the posse wandered back into the room.

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Let's see...

1) looking for action, MJ decides on a quickie with a 40ish sports anchor

2) Linda Cohn so overcome with groupie lust that she puts her high profile job at risk for a quickie in a public place

3) MJ's posse leaves a room where they know MJ is going at it, but they let someone wander into the room to see it

Numbers 1 and 2 are bad enough. No f'in way number 3 happens.

[mmbt0ne]

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She actually was pretty cool and talked basically to me (the only sports fan in the foursome) the whole time. She has a huge NY accent that she covers very well on TV.

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She took over Dan Patrick's radio show today and I wanted to rip my ears off.