Hero thinks he's Negreanu, Villain gets mad.

[badatmath]

PokerStars Game #13003208470: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/11/02 - 20:43:37 (ET)
Table 'Bunke' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: --- ($18.75 in chips)
Seat 3: --- ($9.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Villain ($36.35 in chips)
Seat 5: --- ($42.90 in chips)
Seat 6: --- ($14.25 in chips)
Seat 7: --- ($64.10 in chips)
Seat 8: Hero ($48 in chips)
Seat 9: --- ($9.25 in chips)
---: posts small blind $0.25
Villain: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero[8c 8h]
---: folds
---: folds
---: raises $1.50 to $2
Hero: calls $2
---: folds
---: folds
---: folds
Villain: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9d 9h]
Villain: checks
---: checks
Hero: bets $3
Villain: calls $3
---: folds
*** TURN *** [Qh 9d 9h] [5c]
Villain: bets $5
Hero: calls $5
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9d 9h 5c] [6d]
Villain: bets $10
Hero: calls $10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Villain: shows [Jh Ts] (a pair of Nines)
Hero: shows [8c 8h] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
Hero collected $40.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $42.25 | Rake $2.05
Board [Qh 9d 9h 5c 6d]
Seat 2: --- (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: --- (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Villain (big blind) showed [Jh Ts] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: --- folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: --- folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: --- folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Hero showed [8c 8h] and won ($40.20) with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 9: --- folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Dealer: Game #13003208470: Hero wins pot ($40.20) with two pair, Nines and Eights
Villain: you are ****ing garbage
Villain: ****in joke
Dealer: Villain, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Villain: **** you
Villain: *****

[JSmith2007]

Tell him to stop fullrolling IMO