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#43
09-24-2007, 03:27 PM
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Re: ***Official HU Forum LC Life Thread***
We were having a conversation about the fattest we ever banged. (180 if you must know)
"Mike" pipes in with a number that blew our minds. WTF, dude? I'll tell it in his words. There was a bunch of us at my friends house. He were just chillin', smoking weed, when my friends cousin walks in, says hi, and goes to bed. We all looked, like good god, that's nasty. I mean, she had rolls all up and down. Five minutes later, by homie says, "Mike, I'll pay you $20 to go in and (censored) her." I was, like, "Man, get the (censored) on out of here." "I was just clownin' dog, I'll give you 50." "Nope." My other buddy says, I'll put $100 on top of that. Then every one pitched in. Every one dug in there pocket, whipping out 20s and 50s. "Mike: 500 dollars. A dollar a pound." "Ah, come on guys, put that money back." "No, we're serious. You do it and the money's yours." (censored). I just lost my job. Every one's laughing there (censored) off. They're rooting me on. I'm like, (censored). After ten minutes of listening to them, I said, "You know what." "One hour, Mike." (censored) I walked in that room and waxed that (censored). I didn't snuggle or nothing. She said thank you I said (censored) you. I walked out the room, everyone's laughing their (censored) off. The money was spread all over the table. I grabbed that (censored) and stuffed it in all my pockets. They laughing and laughing. I said "(censored) you guys," and walked out. I got paid a dollar a pound to (censored) a 500 pound woman. 
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#44
09-24-2007, 03:34 PM
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Re: ***Official HU Forum LC Life Thread***
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We were having a conversation about the fattest we ever banged. (180 if you must know) "Mike" pipes in with a number that blew our minds. WTF, dude? I'll tell it in his words. There was a bunch of us at my friends house. He were just chillin', smoking weed, when my friends cousin walks in, says hi, and goes to bed. We all looked, like good god, that's nasty. I mean, she had rolls all up and down. Five minutes later, by homie says, "Mike, I'll pay you $20 to go in and (censored) her." I was, like, "Man, get the (censored) on out of here." "I was just clownin' dog, I'll give you 50." "Nope." My other buddy says, I'll put $100 on top of that. Then every one pitched in. Every one dug in there pocket, whipping out 20s and 50s. "Mike: 500 dollars. A dollar a pound." "Ah, come on guys, put that money back." "No, we're serious. You do it and the money's yours." (censored). I just lost my job. Every one's laughing there (censored) off. They're rooting me on. I'm like, (censored). After ten minutes of listening to them, I said, "You know what." "One hour, Mike." (censored) I walked in that room and waxed that (censored). I didn't snuggle or nothing. She said thank you I said (censored) you. I walked out the room, everyone's laughing their (censored) off. The money was spread all over the table. I grabbed that (censored) and stuffed it in all my pockets. They laughing and laughing. I said "(censored) you guys," and walked out. I got paid a dollar a pound to (censored) a 500 pound woman. [/ QUOTE ] The first rule of fat girl club is you cannot talk about fat girl club.
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#45
09-24-2007, 08:23 PM
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Re: ***Official HU Forum LC Life Thread***
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We were having a conversation about the fattest we ever banged. (180 if you must know) "Mike" pipes in with a number that blew our minds. WTF, dude? I'll tell it in his words. There was a bunch of us at my friends house. He were just chillin', smoking weed, when my friends cousin walks in, says hi, and goes to bed. We all looked, like good god, that's nasty. I mean, she had rolls all up and down. Five minutes later, by homie says, "Mike, I'll pay you $20 to go in and (censored) her." I was, like, "Man, get the (censored) on out of here." "I was just clownin' dog, I'll give you 50." "Nope." My other buddy says, I'll put $100 on top of that. Then every one pitched in. Every one dug in there pocket, whipping out 20s and 50s. "Mike: 500 dollars. A dollar a pound." "Ah, come on guys, put that money back." "No, we're serious. You do it and the money's yours." (censored). I just lost my job. Every one's laughing there (censored) off. They're rooting me on. I'm like, (censored). After ten minutes of listening to them, I said, "You know what." "One hour, Mike." (censored) I walked in that room and waxed that (censored). I didn't snuggle or nothing. She said thank you I said (censored) you. I walked out the room, everyone's laughing their (censored) off. The money was spread all over the table. I grabbed that (censored) and stuffed it in all my pockets. They laughing and laughing. I said "(censored) you guys," and walked out. I got paid a dollar a pound to (censored) a 500 pound woman. [/ QUOTE ] heahea this is awesome ... more details of the action would be nice tho
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#48
09-24-2007, 10:37 PM
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Re: ***Official HU Forum LC Life Thread***
[ QUOTE ]
We were having a conversation about the fattest we ever banged. (180 if you must know) "Mike" pipes in with a number that blew our minds. WTF, dude? I'll tell it in his words. There was a bunch of us at my friends house. He were just chillin', smoking weed, when my friends cousin walks in, says hi, and goes to bed. We all looked, like good god, that's nasty. I mean, she had rolls all up and down. Five minutes later, by homie says, "Mike, I'll pay you $20 to go in and (censored) her." I was, like, "Man, get the (censored) on out of here." "I was just clownin' dog, I'll give you 50." "Nope." My other buddy says, I'll put $100 on top of that. Then every one pitched in. Every one dug in there pocket, whipping out 20s and 50s. "Mike: 500 dollars. A dollar a pound." "Ah, come on guys, put that money back." "No, we're serious. You do it and the money's yours." (censored). I just lost my job. Every one's laughing there (censored) off. They're rooting me on. I'm like, (censored). After ten minutes of listening to them, I said, "You know what." "One hour, Mike." (censored) I walked in that room and waxed that (censored). I didn't snuggle or nothing. She said thank you I said (censored) you. I walked out the room, everyone's laughing their (censored) off. The money was spread all over the table. I grabbed that (censored) and stuffed it in all my pockets. They laughing and laughing. I said "(censored) you guys," and walked out. I got paid a dollar a pound to (censored) a 500 pound woman. [/ QUOTE ] but how much did you lose!?!?!?
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