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View Poll Results: What should the buyin be for the "Whale" bracket?
$500 63 64.29%
$400 5 5.10%
$300 18 18.37%
$200 12 12.24%
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:10 PM
Superfluous Man Superfluous Man is offline
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OK I WAIT 2 WEEKS FOR YOU TO DEPOSIT TINY AMOUNTS OF MONEY INTO MY CHECKING ACCOUNT AND I FINALLY SEE THE AMOUNTS SO I GO TO VERIFY THE AMOUNTS AND I ENTER THEM INTO YOUR LITTLE SCROLLDOWN MENU [censored].

WRONG, WTF. NO WORRIES I'LL JUST REVERSE THE ORDER OF THESE NUMBERS FIDDLE DEE DEE!

WRONG AGAIN AND NOW MY BANK ACCOUNT IS BLOCKED?!!!?!?!? AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER IS PERMANENTLY [censored] BUSY?!?!?!? EAT [censored] AND DIE!!!!!

[censored] YOU YOU GOD DAMN SHITHOLE TWO PENNY [censored] PENNY OPERATION HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK A HYENA'S SPERMY [censored]-COVERED NUTSACK YOU [censored]-EATING BASTARD SUCK THE GOD DAMN PISS OUT OF AN ELEPHANT'S URETHRA GET SMEGMA IN YOUR EYE [censored] CUMDUMPSTER TWATBASKET [censored] I'M GONNA GO STEAM OFF MONEY AT 3/6 AGAIN.


AND FU TOO FRIST.
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:13 PM
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:22 PM
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Default Re: WTF EPASSPORTE YOU [censored]

ouch
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:29 PM
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Default Re: WTF EPASSPORTE YOU [censored]

fwiw I opened an account in, like, 2005, never verified it and my bank obv didn't keep history that far back...so I used their message center thing and asked them to do another deposit. they took a week to get back to me but did actually do it and everything's fine now.
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:32 PM
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fwiw I opened an account in, like, 2005, never verified it and my bank obv didn't keep history that far back...so I used their message center thing and asked them to do another deposit. they took a week to get back to me but did actually do it and everything's fine now.

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BUT I DON'T WANNA WAIT A WEEK I'VE ALREADY WAITED LIKE TWO WEEKS WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Old 02-03-2007, 05:35 PM
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Default Re: WTF EPASSPORTE YOU [censored]

ePassporte is the ghey. I waited 16 days for them to deposit the 2 small amounts.
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Old 02-03-2007, 05:37 PM
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Default Re: WTF EPASSPORTE YOU [censored]

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OK I WAIT 2 WEEKS FOR YOU TO DEPOSIT TINY AMOUNTS OF MONEY INTO MY CHECKING ACCOUNT AND I FINALLY SEE THE AMOUNTS SO I GO TO VERIFY THE AMOUNTS AND I ENTER THEM INTO YOUR LITTLE SCROLLDOWN MENU [censored].

WRONG, WTF. NO WORRIES I'LL JUST REVERSE THE ORDER OF THESE NUMBERS FIDDLE DEE DEE!

WRONG AGAIN AND NOW MY BANK ACCOUNT IS BLOCKED?!!!?!?!? AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER IS PERMANENTLY [censored] BUSY?!?!?!? EAT [censored] AND DIE!!!!!

[censored] YOU YOU GOD DAMN SHITHOLE TWO PENNY [censored] PENNY OPERATION HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK A HYENA'S SPERMY [censored]-COVERED NUTSACK YOU [censored]-EATING BASTARD SUCK THE GOD DAMN PISS OUT OF AN ELEPHANT'S URETHRA GET SMEGMA IN YOUR EYE [censored] CUMDUMPSTER TWATBASKET [censored] I'M GONNA GO STEAM OFF MONEY AT 3/6 AGAIN.


AND FU TOO FRIST.

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Old 02-03-2007, 06:46 PM
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Default Re: WTF EPASSPORTE YOU [censored]

Just do what I did.....get a little scared and use your brand-new Epassporte account to pull out your entire bankroll (in my case, a meager $1200)....then in the 10 days your waiting for epassporte to actually make the tiny deposits, go ahead and donk off all but $20 of it. Now, if the $20 transfer into my bank account doesn't work, it won't hurt so bad.
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Old 02-03-2007, 06:48 PM
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Use a credit or debit card with epass instead and just cash out via check.
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Old 02-03-2007, 07:09 PM
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Use a credit or debit card with epass instead and just cash out via check.

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o hey credit card didn't work thanks for playing.

also, i am on pace to be busto online by the 14th of the month so [censored] it it won't matter anyway.
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