Welcome Back

c4mg · #1 11-10-2007, 02:22 PM

I haven't had money on FTP for a little while but decided a few days ago that I am an idiot for not putting some on. So...

Step 1-eBay.com Search "iPod"
Step 2-Buy used iPod 30GB for $107
Step 3-Get iPod in mail, discover it is a 60GB Video iPod
Step 3-Sell same iPod for $165
Step 4-Search "iPod"
Step 5-Buy used 60GB Video for $110
Step 6-Buy case, USB, and charger for $8
Step 7-Sell same iPod with accessories for $200
Step 7a-Find out buyer was named Sam Cig and lives in South Africa but wants the iPod shipped to Nigeria
Step 8-E-mail from eBay telling me that the winner of the iPod was fraudulent (no [censored])
Step 9-Re-list and sell for $200 again

Step 10-Deposit $100 on FTP
Step 11-4 Table 10NL

Step 12-Play 5th hand in months...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($9.70)
SB ($11)
BB ($76.85)
UTG ($9.35)
MP ($16.40)
Hero ($11.75)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.45, 1 fold, SB raises to $1.5, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.

Flop: ($3.05) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $3, Hero raises to $10.3 (All-In), SB calls $6.55 (All-In).

Turn: ($22.15) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($22.15) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $22.15

Results in white below: 
SB has 8d 8c (three of a kind, eights).
Hero has Qc Qd (one pair, queens).
Outcome: SB wins $22.90. 

Step 13-Grind for nothing in an attempt to win everything

EwokNinja · #2 11-10-2007, 02:30 PM

Please promise us you are not planning to contribute to the gene pool.

rubenrtv · #3 11-10-2007, 02:33 PM

Step 14-Inform ppl that couldnt care less?

c4mg · #4 11-10-2007, 02:33 PM

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Please promise us you are not planning to contribute to the gene pool.

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Can we make a mutual agreement?

KakiTee · #5 11-10-2007, 02:35 PM

Step 15: Nigeria

c4mg · #6 11-10-2007, 02:37 PM

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Step 14-Inform ppl that couldnt care less?

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I will work on that, but those who couldn't care less would not open the thread. So it is theoretically impossible.
[censored].

xjimraketex · #7 11-10-2007, 02:38 PM

step 16: profit

gongshow · #8 11-10-2007, 02:53 PM

[x] sold ipod for roll

TheLemonShark · #9 11-10-2007, 02:55 PM

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step 89: profit

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fyp

c4mg · #10 11-10-2007, 03:00 PM

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step 89: profit

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fyp

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Something like that.