Vegas trip prologue (highlights)

[IronDragon1]

Please read the whole thing when the masterpiece is unfurled but to those with the intellectual capacity of a stagecoach handler I present the following:

Came to Vegas with $9200 in cash and some 2000 in reserves
I am in debt as of this moment.

Spent 1K/hr on strippers last night. Had a blast.

Took one of said strippers shopping and to dinner today and spent 2200 on her-which I would do again in a heartbeat. Came back and spent another $1500 tonight and got by nipples licked and learned how to give-very poor and awkward-lap dances. (just kind of happend-don't ask me how).

Did not play one hand of poker-have not since late June.

Did pushups in the high limit section of the Palms high limit lounge and yelled "BUSTO" at the top of my lungs when I went broke.

Had long and reassuring conversation with parents.

Met Dominic who's a solid dude.

For more tales of debauchery read my trip report-coming soon.

PS-For the haters: Whatever-yes I did a lot things which many here (and of course I myself in my stronger moments) consider really dumb but for the first time in my life I actually, genuinely enjoyed myself. So take that you nitty bastards.

[shag]

Sounds like a fun trip.

[steamboatin]

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PS-For the haters: Whatever-yes I did a lot things which many here (and of course I myself in my stronger moments) consider really dumb but for the first time in my life I actually, genuinely enjoyed myself. So take that you nitty bastards.

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I doubt anyone here will have a problem with this as long as you don't try to convince us or yourself that it is good poker. It is clear this trip was -EV but +FUN.

The NITS, myself included, only attack when people do stupid things and try to convince us it was good poker.

I look forward to the push up story.

[Dominic]

I just hope you got your pipes cleaned by the stripper you took shopping! Otherwise.....

[Ignignokt]

Hey, you had fun in the Vegas stylee (crazy gambooling, stripper/hooker action) and the only thing that suffered was your bank balance = all good.

[knicknut]

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I just hope you got your pipes cleaned by the stripper you took shopping! Otherwise.....



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For that price you should be able to roto-rooter her pipes as well.

[effang]

damn, i hope you weren't buying her stuff, and were buying tricks.

[robracing]

I'm hooked!

Publish the damned TR already!

[IronDragon1]

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I'm hooked!

Publish the damned TR already!

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Pt.1-unforunately the sucky part-to be published sometime in the early morning tomorrow.

I promise.

[Mister Z]

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I'm hooked!

Publish the damned TR already!

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Pt.1-unforunately the sucky part-to be published sometime in the early morning tomorrow.

I promise.

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Out with it!