2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college

[MVPaul]

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I actually used a one-shotter of mace from my keychain . I sort of instigated it with this small-but-tough-looking kid in his dorm while he was by himself

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All this makes you out to be a giant bitch, i.e. instigating and using pepper spray. Don't start trouble, finish it. Sounds to me like you are gonna have to redo goal 2.

[Bill Murphy]

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I almost got in some serious legal trouble since I was caught immediately, but fortunately I got an assault misdemeanor and a disc. from the university (my family employs an amazing lawyer, boo-yah)



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Goal #4 should be "Pass out drunk in some rundown, off-campus house and be critically burned in a fire caused by the faulty wiring".

[Bill Murphy]

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Back in '02, I had a Costa Rican Girlfriend that kept talking about takin a shower... I never gave it much mind, she was into sex in public places, so between the parking lots and bushes and elevators etc. we didn't really have much of a chance to get to the shower....
about 3 weeks into our "relationship' we were at her place, she drags me into the shower, and with out any warning, she says (in her hot latina accent) "don't move , amore" and without warning, let go with a yellow stream all up and down my legs... my first reaction was to get a bit grossed out, but since it felt kinda warm and nice, and we were in the shower (no muss, no fuss) I just let her have her fun, afterward, she said, "now, you belong to me"
I guess it's a territorial thing.
PS, it wasn't as bad as my ex-wife, who once, when drunk and stoned, snuck up behind me while I was taking a leak and put her open mouth in my stream, swished it around and spit it out to "show me how much she loved me"
For the rest of the night I kept avoiding her, afraid she might want to kiss me. yuuuucccckkkkk
I really know how to pick 'em

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Costa Rican GF >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> ex-wife

[bad beetz]

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I probably wont tell anyone that I know in real life about this either since its one of those things Ill get ragged on til Im 30 for, so itll be nice to have this outlet!

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ahaAhHahahahah

YOU POSTED IT ON A MESSAGE BOARD

[fees]

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[b]Goal #3 might seem [censored] up to you, but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower.


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if you ever wanted to know why bbv4l thinks its superior to OOT... ta daaaaa

[censored] OOT

[NT!]

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Goal #3 might seem [censored] up to you, but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower.


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if you ever wanted to know why bbv4l thinks its superior to OOT... ta daaaaa

[censored] OOT

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know what else is nice about BBV? when you post crap like this there, you won't get banned

[seemorenuts]

http://www.modelminority.com/article1008.html

His third goal was to complete the Lohman Equilibrium.

What a brilliant mind.

[seemorenuts]

http://www.modelminority.com/article181.html

OP won't be like him at 49, he was too polite and had very high grades...

P.S. read Jack Nicholson's biography, he enjoyed peeing in women's mouths.

[timotheeeee]

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Everyone who bumped this thread should be shot. wtf. thankfully OP stopped posting last november. [censored]

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Bump!

[solids]

Still one of my favorite all-time posts. This is trolling at it's finest.