***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[Effen]

I dig back out so I'm only 1 buyin down, then have a guy coldcall a 3bet preflop, out of the blinds and set me. FJDKLFJDL:FLD sooooooooooooo close. Tonight suckssssssssss.

[bottomset]

you are like 10/5 preflop aren't you?

it could be a fold with your image

[m bozeman]

If youre asking me, i'm 17/8.

[rdrr]

Absolutely [censored] ridiculous... full-blown monkey tilt + suicide watch.

Save this graph to cheer you up if you're ever on a downswing.

[kcheel]

I am approaching my biggest losing session ever.


AA vs. KK - All in PF, K on the flop (200+bb pot)
99 vs. AA - Hit set on flop and get all in, A on river (200bb pot)
AK vx. AQ - All in PF, two Q's on the flop
66 vs. AJ - Hit set on flop, villain check calls to river and hits runner/runner flush
QQ vs. AJ - Villain calls 3bet, reraised my flop bet all in with A high, turn J, river J

Taking a break for a few minutes, as I am about to go up a few levels on monkey tilt.

[ledders07]

i am so bored / pissed off atm

in 1000 hands down 3.5 hands which i know is nothing and i'm not moaning abt the downswong

haven't hit a set the whole time and had the nut flush once and got beaten by a full house

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[m bozeman]

Wow, one of my hands actually held up tonight.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (7 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($167.70)
Button ($398)
SB ($390)
BB ($681.40)
UTG ($450.10)
Hero ($268.55)
MP2 ($461.75)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $4, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls $4, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($16) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($16) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $12</font>, Hero calls $12, CO calls $12, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $48</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $264.55</font>, CO folds, SB calls $216.55.

River: ($569.10) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $569.10

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 7c 6c (straight, seven high).
SB has 3d 3c (three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $569.10. </font>

[grouchie]

Favorite hand of the evening.
Insta quit after this

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: $49.80
UTG+1: $27.50
MP1: $54.65
MP2: $54.20
CO: $29.55
Hero (BTN): $61
SB: $17.85
BB: $18.75

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.50, MP2 calls $0.50, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, 3 folds, MP2 calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.25) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP2 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $4.50</font>, MP2 calls $4.50

Turn: ($16.25) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP2 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $11.50</font>, MP2 calls $11.50

River: ($39.25) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP2 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $36</font>, MP2 calls $35.20 and is All-In

Results: $109.65 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP2 showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Aces) and WON $106.65 (+$52.45 NET)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Tens) and LOST (-$54.20 NET)

[BeatPurdue]

Michigan State lost at home tonight to Grand Valley State (a Div. II team).

Hilarious.

[m bozeman]

Disgusting.