So my EX called me up.....

[wickedgoodtrader]

Was dating a chic for 6 years, loved her, and planned on marrying her. Well she was a semi crazy/ depressed chic like most are. Well she started fawkin around on me and I found out and it pretty much ruined are relationship then she left me. This was about 5 months ago. I got hurt pretty bad.

I had to totally change my mentality into being a single person. I believe I've been self medicating by banging a ton of brauds. I am currently "seeing" a stripper whos been coming over for the last month and just gettin crazy. She's a cool chic.. but hey.. she's a stripper.

Anyway.. out of the blue I get a call from the ex about how she misses me so much and [censored]. She left me a message and she plans on calling me later. I know I can't take her back even though I know I'll never love another girl the way I loved her. Just looking for a few good points I can say to her about why we can't get back together before she calls me.

[No Fizzle]

SIIHP

[DING-DONG YO]

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Just looking for a few good points I can say to her about why we can't get back together before she calls me

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"[censored] that [censored], you just caught this bitch chee-an
You at work while she's wit some dude tryin to get off
[censored] slittin her throat, cut this bitch's head off!"

srsly OP, tell your ex to shove her head up her ass then send her pics of the hos you been bangin. Don't reason with the bitch, WTF?

[Triumph36]

'you don't like jones soda enough'

are you looking to let her down nicely or cum in her eye with words? i thought of this one, may not apply -

'i don't hate you because you cheated on me, i hate you because of who you are' (variant: i hate you for you)

[4_2_it]

Tell her you have moved on from her and are now banging strippers. It will do wonders for her self-esteem.

[tthree]

Stay away...if she can cheat once she can do it again.
Live your life for a while and something will eventually come along.

[ursine cotcher]

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Tell her you have moved on from her and are now banging strippers. It will do wonders for her self-esteem.

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This is 100% correct. Possibly add that you hadn't realised how sheltered your life had been when you were with her and are now truly living life to the fullest.

[No Fizzle]

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Tell her you have moved on from her and are now banging strippers. It will do wonders for her self-esteem.

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This is 100% correct. Possibly add that you hadn't realised how sheltered your life had been when you were with her and are now truly living life to the fullest.

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Or, you could SIIHP and then tell her that. One of these ways is far more enjoyable.

[DING-DONG YO]

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Tell her you have moved on from her and are now banging strippers. It will do wonders for your self-esteem.

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as an aside, in most instances, I would recommend that OP SIIHP. However, here OP appears to be rather fragile and emo. SIIHPing for OP would most likely lead back into a relationship with the cheating twatbag in question.

OP, learn to separate the SIIHP from your feelings. Otherwise, don't touch the ex.

so sayeth teh Ding-Dong.

[revots33]

Just tell her you're not an idiot.