How to acquire $3k in 3 weeks, legally?

SirFelixCat · #1 05-06-2007, 02:10 AM

So, something serious came up and now, I'm going to be $3k short at the end of the month. Outside of a traditional personal loan (credit isn't the greatest), how could I go about making an additional $3k by the end of the month? If there was another loan, I'd have the money to pay it back by the first week in July...I'm a uNL grinder, so poker isnt' the whole answer and I'm going to keep it legal. I'd appreciate any serious help/responses as this is a real trying time now in my house. TIA

BellagioPlayer · #2 05-06-2007, 02:11 AM

Male gay sex slave on Craig's list = PROFIT.

You're welcome.

JayA · #3 05-06-2007, 02:13 AM

I wouldn't recommend posting in BBV for serious answers. If I had a serious answer though, I would give you one.

Barretboy · #4 05-06-2007, 02:13 AM

3k...sounds like someone underage got busted at your place with some booze.

ASPoker8 · #5 05-06-2007, 02:13 AM

Grind 100 NL

Gildwulf · #6 05-06-2007, 02:16 AM

all I can think of off the top of my head is becoming a hit man or sex slave.

or...sexy car wash time!!!!

edfurlong · #7 05-06-2007, 02:17 AM

How are your kidneys?

whoisthedrizzle · #8 05-06-2007, 02:22 AM

Have sex with an elephant on camera. I know a guy who knows a guy who would pay big money for that, but the thing is it has to be a male elephant.

Or you could sell something, pawn something, go to vegas and bet it all on red, borrow from someone, sue someone, borrow from someone then sue them, or buy a bunch of scratchers and hope to get lucky.

Jeff_B · #9 05-06-2007, 02:33 AM

casino whore

edfurlong · #10 05-06-2007, 02:34 AM

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Is this still doable? I'd kinda forgotten about it, I got in way after it was super profitable, but it was still an easy few grand just doing the easy ones.