How to win a WSOP seat, BBV edition

[adanthar]

Step 1: wind up 3 handed for 2 seats to the super-sat and get help from a friend

Full Tilt Poker Game #2295934329: Satellite to $1K Thursday (16463406), Table 1 - 800/1600 Ante 200 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:45:27 ET - 2007/04/26
Seat 2: the1captain (13,145)
Seat 3: DooshCom (19,800)
Seat 9: Adar (13,555)
the1captain antes 200
DooshCom antes 200
Adar antes 200
the1captain posts the small blind of 800
DooshCom posts the big blind of 1,600
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Adar [7s Ah]
Adar raises to 13,355, and is all in
the1captain calls 12,145, and is all in
DooshCom: okay I got crap..
DooshCom has 15 seconds left to act
DooshCom: but..I'm gonna call anyway
DooshCom calls 11,755
Adar shows [7s Ah]
the1captain shows [Ad Qh]
DooshCom shows [Ks 4s]
*** FLOP *** [Tc 6s 2d]
Adar: win pls
*** TURN *** [Tc 6s 2d] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 6s 2d 2c] [4d]
Adar shows a pair of Twos
DooshCom shows two pair, Fours and Twos
DooshCom wins the side pot (820) with two pair, Fours and Twos
DooshCom: lol
the1captain shows a pair of Twos
DooshCom wins the main pot (39,435) with two pair, Fours and Twos
DooshCom: I did
Adar: ty

Step 2: River quads

FullTiltPoker Game #2296989856: $1K Thurs. Main Event Qualifier (16463065), Table 7 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:58:29 ET - 2007/04/26
Seat 1: LOUIETEN (5,403)
Seat 2: Shifty1768 (6,735)
Seat 3: Stamdogg (3,104)
Seat 4: Adar (8,410)
Seat 5: FuggFrist (7,740)
Seat 6: DavidH (7,828)
Seat 7: smfit29 (3,340)
Seat 9: supermighty1 (5,600)
LOUIETEN posts the small blind of 100
Shifty1768 posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Adar [Ad As]
Stamdogg folds
Adar raises to 600
FuggFrist folds
DavidH folds
smfit29 folds
supermighty1 folds
LOUIETEN calls 500
Shifty1768 folds
*** FLOP *** [9s 5h Ah]
LOUIETEN checks
Adar bets 800
LOUIETEN calls 800
*** TURN *** [9s 5h Ah] [Jh]
LOUIETEN bets 4,003, and is all in
Adar calls 4,003
LOUIETEN shows [8h 9h]
Adar shows [Ad As]
*** RIVER *** [9s 5h Ah Jh] [Ac]
LOUIETEN shows a flush, Ace high
Adar shows four of a kind, Aces
Adar wins the pot (11,006) with four of a kind, Aces
DavidH: whoa
supermighty1: ouch
LOUIETEN stands up

Step 3: watch someone lose the inevitable 81/19 and profit

[Spechel EDD]

you can wear your pokerstars million jacket and get the entire table at the wsop to fellate you

[adanthar]

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you can wear your pokerstars million jacket and get the entire table at the wsop to fellate you

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they ban dot com gear or I would actually do this

[Spechel EDD]

put a .NET post it note over the .com

[NNNNOOOOONAN]

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put a .NET post it note over the .com

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also against the rules

[apefish]

Custom alter the jacket so all logos of Pstars are pictures of Dids. If feeling fancy, embroidered.

[Bill King]

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put a .NET post it note over the .com

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also against the rules

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plan C

put a post-it note over all of it and write LOL DONKAMENTS

[lippy]

Oh wow. I love this first hand. You're a lucky, lucky man.