Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for October!

[DeathDonkey]

Wow Heisenb3rg, these hands, these are not the best. Do you fold anything preflop?

-DeathDonkey

[sethypooh21]

I don't think I've won a hand at SD in two days. That is all.

And i can't win flopping two pair:

PokerStars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO folds, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (4.00 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (3.00 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (9.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 11.00 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero mucks Ts, 7s.
BB shows 4c, Ad (two pair, Aces and Sixes).
Outcome: BB wins 10.80 BB.
($2.00 Rake)
</font>

or sets

PokerStars $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB folds, BB folds, CO calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls.

River: (6.75 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 6.75 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero mucks 6d, 6h.
CO shows Kc, Qs (a flush, Ace high).
Outcome: CO wins 6.60 BB.
($3.00 Rake)
</font>

in the immortal words of tuff_fish

Hya
cha
chach
chachach

[yourface]

sethyWHO?

[yourface]

Full Tilt Poker Game #3948717464: Table Vina (heads up) - $1000/$2000 - Limit Hold'em - 23:46:15 ET - 2007/10/23
Seat 1: FinddaGrind ($97,462.50)
Seat 2: Freedom25 ($62,466)
FinddaGrind posts the small blind of $500
Freedom25 posts the big blind of $1,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
FinddaGrind raises to $2,000
Freedom25 raises to $3,000
FinddaGrind calls $1,000
*** FLOP *** [Ks Ac 8s]
Freedom25 bets $1,000
FinddaGrind calls $1,000
*** TURN *** [Ks Ac 8s] [9s]
Freedom25 checks
FinddaGrind bets $2,000
Freedom25 raises to $4,000
FinddaGrind calls $2,000
*** RIVER *** [Ks Ac 8s 9s] [3s]
Freedom25 checks
FinddaGrind checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Freedom25 shows [As Qd] a flush, Ace high
FinddaGrind mucks
Freedom25 wins the pot ($15,999.50) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ks Ac 8s 9s 3s]
Seat 1: FinddaGrind (small blind) mucked
Seat 2: Freedom25 (big blind) collected ($15,999.50)

?!?!

[yourface]

benyamOWNED

Full Tilt Poker Game #3948720546: Table Mirasol (6 max) - $1000/$2000 - Limit Hold'em - 23:46:34 ET - 2007/10/23
Seat 3: David Benyamine ($124,622)
Seat 4: Sassi ($129,474)
Seat 5: Hoss_TBF ($101,713.50)
Seat 6: ScHnibL0r ($14,722.50)
Hoss_TBF posts the small blind of $500
ScHnibL0r posts the big blind of $1,000
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
David Benyamine raises to $2,000
Sassi raises to $3,000
Hoss_TBF folds
ScHnibL0r folds
David Benyamine calls $1,000
*** FLOP *** [2c 7h As]
David Benyamine checks
Sassi bets $1,000
David Benyamine calls $1,000
*** TURN *** [2c 7h As] [Ks]
David Benyamine checks
Sassi checks
*** RIVER *** [2c 7h As Ks] [3c]
David Benyamine checks
Sassi bets $2,000
David Benyamine raises to $4,000
Sassi has 15 seconds left to act
Sassi has requested TIME
Sassi folds
Uncalled bet of $2,000 returned to David Benyamine
David Benyamine mucks
David Benyamine wins the pot ($13,498)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13,500 | Rake $2
Board: [2c 7h As Ks 3c]
Seat 3: David Benyamine collected ($13,498), mucked
Seat 4: Sassi (button) folded on the River
Seat 5: Hoss_TBF (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: ScHnibL0r (big blind) folded before the Flop

[sethypooh21]

PokerStars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, MP folds, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (12.40 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (10.70 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls.

River: (13.70 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 22.70 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
BB shows Jd, Ac (a straight, Ten to Ace).
Hero shows Kc, As (a straight, Ten to Ace).
Outcome: BB wins 11.20 BB.
Hero wins 11.20 BB.
($3.00 Rake)
</font>

HYAHACACHAYCHAYCHAYCAHCHYACHY

[yourface]

railing nosebleed stakes &gt; working on dumb safety project

[yourface]

need a lucky sweat sir? I've got half an hour to kill

[Leader]

...why don't you get it?

edit: aq hand

[thorleif]