Roommate from Hell

[SpaceAce]

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come on guys how did this post make it out of retirement,

focus

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I don't know, but I am glad it did. This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read on 2+2. The story ran out of steam somewhere on page three, but up until then it was 96% pure hilarity.

SpaceAce

[DavidC]

bump

man this thread was great

[DonkeyKongSr]

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this thread is gold.

but look on the bright side, OP: chicks dig lathes:

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[SuitedSixes]

I have always heard reference to the "lathe in the living room" thread, but never saw the thread titled, "lathe in the living room" so was not sure what everyone was talking about. All is now right in my world.

[elus2]

No update on roommate and more importantly on the lathe? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[React1oN]

Incredible thread, ty for bump.

[Isura]

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Incredible thread, ty for bump.

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[spyderracing]

1) Buy wood
2) Make baseball bats with afformentioned lathe
3) Beat roomate to death with said bats
4) Put lathe up on ebay
5) ????
6) Profit!

[Josem]

At work, browsing through some copies of Hansard (the transcript of the Australian Parliament) I came across this entry:

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QUESTIONS IN WRITING
Veterans’ Affairs: Missing Property

(Question No. 5149)


Question

Mr Kelvin Thomson (Wills) asked the Minister for Veterans’ Affairs, in writing, on 7 December 2006:

(1) For each financial year from 1 July 2004, what was the total cost to the Minister’s department of departmental property reported missing.
(2) For the financial year 2005-06, what items of property were reported missing and what was the cost of each.

Answer

Mr Billson (Dunkley—Minister for Veterans’ Affairs and Minister Assisting the Minister for Defence)—The answer to the honourable member’s question is as follows:

(deleted some irrelevant stuff)

Memorial assets unaccounted for or reported as missing for 2005-06 stocktake were:

(deleted some more irrelevant stuff)



Licence plates from leased vehicle
$30.00

Computer pmg4 733
$25.00

DVD player
$25.00

Lathe
$25.00

Projector lens zpll-zm-100
$25.00

Sony VPL LFM 30 lens
$25.00

Treasure Trail sign
$20.00





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[PIMP1111]

LOL just read it for the first time ...