favorite Seinfeld line

[PokerBob]

i have several, but for whatever reason this one tops the list for me.

Elaine: What does it mean when you're on a date and the guy says he has to get up early?

Jerry: It means he's lying.

[sublime]

"My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents."

[poker-penguin]

No soup for you.

[Elevens]

"Vandalay Industries! Vandalay Industries! Say Vandalay Industries!"

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby."

"Can you spare a square?"

"I don't wanna be a pirate!"

I could spend all damn day in this thread. I need to leave now.

[27offsuit]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[oyvindgee]

"I'm out!" - Kramer in "The Contest"

[RikkiDee]

"I find it disturbing that you equate eating a block of cheese with some kind of bachelor paradise" - Jerry to George

[jason_t]

I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.

[marsvolta619]

"Hey nobagel nobagel nobagel!"

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

I refuse to participate any further in this, as I will waste all my time looking quotes up

[jason_t]

This one requires some setup:

George Costanza: Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant.
[Hits a home run]
George Costanza: It's not complicated.
Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?
George Costanza: George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George Costanza: Do you wanna talk about hotels, or do you wanna win some ball games?
Derek Jeter: We won the World Series.
George Costanza: In six games.