A Brag, a beat, and a variance

[XXXNoahXXX]

Brag: Just got a bj, while watching The Wire, while drinking a beer.

Beat: Wasn't a double BJ?

Variance: Beer was Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale, decent but not my favorite.


I'm sure there are others who can match such a brag, but just thought I'd throw this out there for the EricW-esque losers home on a Saturday night jerking it to youporn, waiting for the 2+2 upgrade.