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#11
10-21-2006, 06:57 PM
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Re: Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino
wow....mine is starting not to seem so bad...
Monte Carlo NL....I had been up playing poker for 2 days and it was now 3:30am. I was crushing the table, and since I was the only female at the table was getting all kinds of crap from angry players who kept repeatedly buying in to try and beat me. I look down at my cards and at the flop and wow! I have another straight....I put my opponent all in (the pot ended up being $500+ ($200 was mine). The dealer said, 'Showdown, please'. I SLAM my cards down on the table, stand up and say Ha! I have a straight! The dealer begins to push the pot to me when all of a sudden both he and several other players say... where? I only had a 4 card straight. Doh! Didn't turn out too bad - I just played the dumb broad part (which sure wasn't too hard since that WAS pretty fking dumb) and got most of it back, eventually. I sure did feel like a total retard, though.... especially since they were all waiting for me to take a loss. 
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#12
10-21-2006, 07:35 PM
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Re: Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino
One time after a long poker session, I went to go play some 2-deck blackjack. I picked up the cards with both my hands cupped over them and peaked at my cards like I would if I was still playing poker. They quickly informed me that I could only touch my cards with 1 hand. Talk about embarassing. Yeah you have me beat [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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#13
10-21-2006, 08:29 PM
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Re: Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino
You'd be amazed how much the drink service in the Luxor poker room improved once you start tipping redbirds (aka 1/10 of a buy-in). Bonus points for having your special custom VIP order be a glass full of cocktail olives. BTW you can't straddle there, no matter how many consecutive dealers you ask.
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#14
10-21-2006, 08:59 PM
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Re: Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino
My first time playing poker in a casino, im playing 1-4 stud at the Sahara in the mid 80's. I dont remember the hand much, but I get quad 5's by 6th street. 2 of them are up and 2 are down. Its early on a Sunday Morning. I see older Asian lady making large stacks of 4 blue chips right next to each other.
She bets, I raise and then she 3 bets, I call. Same on the river, not thinking I have close to the nuts as possible. Ugggh. I probably could of kept betting till the felt with that hand. Oh well
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#16
10-21-2006, 10:30 PM
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Re: Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino
I was in Vegas with a big group of people celebrating a friend's 21st. The trip started off great when I hit a $1500 Double Diamond jackpot at Mandalay Bay. The next night we were all at Caesar's Palace planning to go to Pure after a little BJ. I buy in for $500 and am up and down for an hour, by this time it's 11:00 and all of my friend's have left for the club.
At around midnight I hit the most amazing heater and couldn't lose. It was a $50 double deck table and I won at least 12 hands in a row, raising my bets with each win. My biggest bet was $2000 which I drew an 11 and had to DD on. I finally threw one last $1k bet and lost. I ended up around $12k. Needless to say I was pumped up and virtually skipped my way through the casino to Pure. I slipped the doorman a $100 (short-time ballas don't wait in line). So I find my friends, tell my amazing story and buy a few rounds, when my roomate tells me to come with him to the bathroom. He then hands me two little green pills and tells me that they're ecstacy, I'm hesitant but I'm so excited from the win that I think 'what the hell'. Appearently everyone in the group had particiaped in this "e-party", including the ladies. The rest of the time in the club is blur, I don't remember much besides feeling really good and making out with some chick from our group. This chick was beautiful in normal clothes but she was a total knockout in her whore outfit. Anyway, it's 3:00am and I'm still rollin on the E, but somehow I come to the conclusion that it's a good idea to play poker. I leave the group and slur some incoherent phrases at them, and take the short walk to the CP poker room. The board shows 1-2, 2-5 and one 5-10 nl game. Without blinking I put myself on the 5-10 list (I was low-roller, so I was def taking a shot). I was the only one on the list so i stumbled myself to a an open 1-2 table and started laging it up, big-time. I was raising every other hand and somehow won $150. About 30 minutes into my 1-2 game, the chick from the club walks into the poker-room and says something along the lines "I finally tracked you down!", I am very happy at this point. I ask her if she wants to get out of here (and go to the my room *wink wink*), but she says she wants to watch me to play. She takes a seat behind me and after the player to my right leaves she starts messaging my back and rubbing her hand up and down my thigh. I can still really feel the E and I know she could to, so I just went with it. After all this descrete petting I had managed to pop a full on erection. Not 30 seconds later the floor woman walks up to me and tells me that my 5-10 seat is ready, I say ok and start slowly racking up my chips, trying to stall and let the blood flow back into my leg. I manage to stall a good 4 minutes, but the lady is now getting impatient and is being quite short with me, telling me to, basically, "hurry the f-up". My boner persisted and I ended up getting up and limping over to the top section (I was wearing very thin dress slacks). The floor looks at my leg and asks if something's wrong and I guess she happened to see the 'tent' that I had pitched in my pants b/c she immediatey starts giggling like a schoolgirl and looking at my ladyfriend. I was so embarassed that I grabbed my chips from her and cashed them out at the main cage. The night did have a happy ending with me checking into my own hotel room and getting some a$$. cliff notes: won money, did E, played poker and popped wood and had to get up for table change.
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#20
10-22-2006, 07:02 AM
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Re: Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino
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[ QUOTE ] ...Luxor poker room... [/ QUOTE ] You win right there, pal... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] This will be added to my 4th nominee for post of the year. heh heh poor luxor
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