Ask Anacardo about his personal life!

[Jack of Arcades]

connect to EFnet. type in /join #sstakes

[By-Tor]

This should be a simulcast in multiple languages...

[junglewarfare]

cliff notes plz

[mmbt0ne]

<TheDiablo> why do you think
<TheDiablo> kk felt compelled
<TheDiablo> to spread mistruths about you?
<Anacardo> I've been doing some mad thought.
<Anacardo> Actually.
<Anacardo> I really couldn't say.
<Anacardo> I mean - she has huge past relationship issues, that might have something to do with hit.
<Anacardo> *it
<Anacardo> It usually does.
<TheDiablo> cardo so you are saying
<TheDiablo> that you guyys banged a long time ago
<Anacardo> I'unno. I've been trying to understand why she'd feel compelled to spread this nonsense to everybody in sight.
<TheDiablo> and then
<Anacardo> Long time ago?
<TheDiablo> all of a sudden
<TheDiablo> she is spreading rumors?
<kyleWORK> sounds like women?
<Anacardo> We drove up to Vegas together.
<stabn1> no diablo it was not that long ago
<TheDiablo> oh THIS TRIP?
<Anacardo> We had sex several times on the way.
<TheDiablo> this WSOP trip?
<Anacardo> Yes.
<TheDiablo> and then after getting to vegas
<TheDiablo> she meets this 25yo oregon player
<Anacardo> Shortly after the tournament, she flipped out.
<TheDiablo> who sweeps her off her feet
<stabn1> she dumped him for someone that plays higher yes.
<nation> man...she obv doesnt want oreopimp to think she's easy
<TheDiablo> and steals her away
<TheDiablo> yeah obv
<TheDiablo> i mean
<Anacardo> Whether that corresponded with meeting Oreo, I don't know.
<TheDiablo> i just thought that
<TheDiablo> this was separated by time
<TheDiablo> i thought this drive to vegas
<TheDiablo> was related to a prior trip
<TheDiablo> not just right now
<TheDiablo> of course
<Anacardo> Explains everything, really.
<TheDiablo> no girl wants anyone to think
<nation> seriously man....she just doesnt want to come off as whorish
<Anacardo> No, this is all very recent history.
<TheDiablo> right
<TheDiablo> this is just like
<TheDiablo> when you take a girl home from a bar
<TheDiablo> she is like NO, NO
<TheDiablo> and you're like
<stnkypete> how long ago was this
<stnkypete> a few weeks?
<TheDiablo> ok, no sex then
<TheDiablo> and then she is like
<TheDiablo> OH OK, LET'S DO IT
<TheDiablo> BUT I NEVER DO THIS!

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<TheDiablo> oh THIS TRIP?

<TheDiablo> this WSOP trip?

<TheDiablo> and then after getting to vegas
<TheDiablo> she meets this 25yo oregon player

<TheDiablo> who sweeps her off her feet

<stabn1> she dumped him for someone that plays higher yes.

<TheDiablo> and steals her away



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This has the makings of a beautiful C&W song.

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<TheDiablo> this is just like
<TheDiablo> when you take a girl home from a bar
<TheDiablo> she is like NO, NO
<TheDiablo> and you're like
<TheDiablo> ok, no sex then
<TheDiablo> and then she is like
<TheDiablo> OH OK, LET'S DO IT
<TheDiablo> BUT I NEVER DO THIS!

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Excellent.

[mmbt0ne]

<TheDiablo> to summarize
<TheDiablo> kk and cardo drive to vegas
<TheDiablo> hook up on way there
<TheDiablo> after getting to vegas
<TheDiablo> kk hooks up w/ oreo
<TheDiablo> and then discredits cardo
<elus> do we have a timeframe on when she last sleeps with cardo and when she first sleeps with oreo???
<TheDiablo> well hold on
<TheDiablo> cardo
<TheDiablo> what happened
<TheDiablo> when you got to vegas
<TheDiablo> were you hanging out w/ kk?
<TheDiablo> in vegas?
<stnkypete> i believe they first had sex on th 22nd
<stnkypete> kitty and oreo that is
<Sniper2> elus.. kk & oreo are together now
<elus> ok so lots of time has elapsed
<elus> 2 weeks+
<TheDiablo> did all oreo stuff happen
<TheDiablo> after cardo had left vegas?
<TheDiablo> wait
<mmbt0ne> diablo, no, anacardo was still in vegas when they banged
<TheDiablo> ok but
<TheDiablo> was cardo like
<TheDiablo> after cardo gets to vegas
<TheDiablo> was he hanging out w/ kk?
<TheDiablo> i mean
<TheDiablo> generally if i road trip w/ chick
<TheDiablo> to vegas
<TheDiablo> im gonna be hanging out w/ her in vegas too
<Anacardo> Naw, she blew me like the 15th to go make out with him. Apparently. I just thought she was being a bitch.
<Anacardo> I had no idea that he was on the side.
<Anacardo> Sorry.
<Anacardo> Blew me OFF
<Anacardo> That's a key word!
<elus> ha
<TheDiablo> wow, ok
<TheDiablo> so you get to vegas
<TheDiablo> and while you are still there
<TheDiablo> she upgrades
<Anacardo> Yes.
<mzkitty> that would be a good assumption El D, but if you started behaving in a strange, erratic manner that scared the hell out of the chic, she would probably get the hell out of dodge, regarding you

[kyleb]

Anacardo,

I have a question that is more important than all this drama.

Why did you play 75/150 O8 against excellent players, and who called you a nit?

[brazilio]

posting irc logs is turning a great thread kind of lame plz stop.

[mmbt0ne]

<Anacardo> I drunk dialed her like one night.
<Anacardo> That's it.
<mzkitty> no, that's not iot
<Anacardo> I sent her a lot of texts b/c THE ONLY WAY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HER WAS TO SEND HER A LOT OF TEXTS
<Anacardo> As previously discussed.
<nation> dude i get why these things happened
<nation> completely
<nation> but u know she's going to twist it to make it seem like your desperate
<Anacardo> Right.
<TheDiablo> ok so
<Anacardo> She's completely twisting everything to make me look bad.
<TheDiablo> cardo
<TheDiablo> let me wager a guess here
<nation> because she comes off as a saint instead of someone who's easy and you come off as creepy
<TheDiablo> sometimes, i will text a girl in some weird situation like this
<TheDiablo> i will text her somet hing like:
<TheDiablo> wtf? call me.
<TheDiablo> but i suspect
<TheDiablo> your version of that
<TheDiablo> probably takes like 50 paragraphs
<Anacardo> Right!
<Anacardo> It's a little more verbose.
<stabn1> rofl
<Anacardo> But the same.