BBV4L: Help me choose a new alias plz ($$ reward)

[GoldenIP]

So I've PM'd Dids to see if he'd mind me starting this thread but haven't heard back. Not sure if these threads are unwanted or not. Having said that, I am about to dump some roll onto two new sites and am looking for a fresh idea on what my alias should be.

The winning alias will get $30 for your troubles and creativity! If I happen to not like any of the suggested, I'll give $30 to the best effort (We'll work out the best transfer method).

What am I looking for in an alias:

1) I don't want an alias with a combination of letters and numbers. In fact, I don't want numbers in the alias.

2) I want something really catchy...something creative...

3) Humourous alias' are fine

4) As long as it's accepted by the site, I'm willing to accept "controversial" alias' that maybe considered non-PG rated.

I'm just looking for something cool BBV4L, something players are gonna remember and think, "that's a cool alias!" I'm positive you guys are just the cats to come up with it.

Hit me with it.