Brag: No Longer playing on UB

[Mr.JR]

Brag: Was up $100 early on in first hour of playing.
Beat: Lost last $ on UB tonight-$300
Beat: K-Q < 9-9 on K-8-5 flop. They check/raised all-in. I call, lose.
Variance: Moved up in limits to $400NL.
Beat: Play either $50 or $100 NL
Variance: Made sick bluff with A-J on T-2-T-T board. They had T-9.
Variance: Many posters here don't give a $hit about $300
Brag?: Will someone teach me not to bluff the turn. Thanks.