Beat: Busted by chick in company poker tournament

[Moonshine]

So it's the company quarterly 100 buyin with like 50 people. Everyone's liek "OHHH wow you played professionally you're definitely gonna win!"

So I'm chugging along, like 20 people left, 50-100 blinds

I raise 67h to 250 on button with 1300 behind. Chick in bb sheepishly calls (has me covered by like 50 chips)

Flop: 234 with 2 hearts

She checks and obviously has nothing so I shove my 12 hundo or so into the 600 dollar pot

Chick thinks for a while and painfully announces, "um, I guess i check"

Someone's like "Do you mean 'call'" and she's like "yea"

Chick turns over KQ.

Turn River blank obv


Owned so hard

[Spechel EDD]

yah i love to get FPS all over people who dont know poker whatsoever too

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

Gambler2k4 is a girl and works with you? Impressive! Did you berate her though? I know I would have, and told her that poker is a man's game with Violette and Harmen being the lone exceptions as Annie Duke sucks, as does Clonie Gowen, as does Jennifer Tilly, but she sucks in a different way.

[Pants Optional]

prepare for a week of "i thought you were good!"

[Moonshine]

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prepare for a week of "i thought you were good!"

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yea I already left to taunts of "ooooh bye Mr. Professional!"

[Bv3]

lol @ you thinking you had fold equity

[Pants Optional]

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prepare for a week of "i thought you were good!"

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yea I already left to taunts of "ooooh bye Mr. Professional!"

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thats why you dont tell anyone youre a pro

[Moonshine]

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prepare for a week of "i thought you were good!"

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yea I already left to taunts of "ooooh bye Mr. Professional!"

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thats why you dont tell anyone youre a pro

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I didn't. People there lurk on 2+2 and found out I was coming there before my first day

[Pants Optional]

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prepare for a week of "i thought you were good!"

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yea I already left to taunts of "ooooh bye Mr. Professional!"

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thats why you dont tell anyone youre a pro

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I didn't. People there lurk on 2+2 and found out I was coming there before my first day

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variance

make sure your next employer blocks 2p2. then you find a way around it

[Dan87]

same thing happened at a home game to me. my friends all know i play poker as a semi-job. i have JJ flop comes 48T after i raised preflop. I push allin my friend calls with KQ river queen then he says "i beat the pro!"