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Old 10-05-2007, 01:29 AM
TheJubilantMale TheJubilantMale is offline
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Default Re: a call that makes you go \"wow\"

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get this weak [censored] out of here

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Stinger you post in BBV4l wtf?

EDIT: Guys what should my 10k post be?

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shortstack graph obv
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:43 AM
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Default Re: a call that makes you go \"wow\"

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get this weak [censored] out of here

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Stinger you post in BBV4l wtf?

EDIT: Guys what should my 10k post be?

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ABSOLUTELY NOT a coprophilia TR.
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Old 10-05-2007, 02:35 AM
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PokerStars Game #12445409634: Tournament #62627114, $10.70+$1.00 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level VI (100/200) - 2007/10/05 - 02:31:18 (ET)
Table '62627114 1' 10-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 3: grass2709 (4470 in chips)
Seat 7: timnutz (616 in chips)
Seat 9: TheProdigy07 (9914 in chips)
TheProdigy07: posts small blind 100
grass2709: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheProdigy07 [Ks Kh]
timnutz: folds
TheProdigy07: calls 100
grass2709: checks
*** FLOP *** [5c 5d Kd]
TheProdigy07: checks
grass2709: bets 400
TheProdigy07: calls 400
*** TURN *** [5c 5d Kd] [Jh]
TheProdigy07: checks
grass2709: bets 800
TheProdigy07 said, "I'LL BUST HIM HERE FOR YOU SO YOU DONT LOSE"
TheProdigy07 said, "HE WILL FOLD"
TheProdigy07: raises 800 to 1600
grass2709: raises 2270 to 3870 and is all-in
TheProdigy07: calls 2270
*** RIVER *** [5c 5d Kd Jh] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheProdigy07: shows [Ks Kh] (a full house, Kings full of Fives)
grass2709: shows [5h Js] (a full house, Fives full of Jacks)
TheProdigy07 said, "lol"
TheProdigy07 said, "lol"
TheProdigy07 collected 8940 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8940 | Rake 0
Board [5c 5d Kd Jh 8h]
Seat 3: grass2709 (big blind) showed [5h Js] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Jacks
Seat 7: timnutz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: TheProdigy07 (small blind) showed [Ks Kh] and won (8940) with a full house, Kings full of Fives



lol i am a professional NO limitations texas hold them poker player
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Old 10-05-2007, 04:02 AM
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Standard imo.
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Old 10-05-2007, 08:33 AM
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:05 AM
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Ban this clown already ffs. I visit this forum to NOT read about poker.
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:13 AM
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Haha this thread is great, every hand is played awful.
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:02 AM
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Default Re: a call that makes you go \"wow\"

villian is an unknown 22/14/2

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($54)
Hero ($84.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $6.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $20.25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $84.5</font>, Button calls $33.75 (All-In).

Flop: ($108) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($108) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($108) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $108

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 6d As (one pair, threes).
Button has 2c Ad (two pair, threes and twos).
Outcome: Button wins $108. Hero wins $30.50. </font>
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:03 AM
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Default Re: a call that makes you go \"wow\"

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Im a BAMF so I get 3 pages of air on a nothing thread

lol outplaying bbv4liferegularaments

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you will also get air when i rip a huge ass fart in your face

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Even at 41, fart jokes still crack me up.
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Old 10-05-2007, 11:15 AM
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Default Re: a call that makes you go \"wow\"

[x] OP closed his eyes and pressed call
[x] fart jokes are ALWAYS funny, especially when females are around. actually with females around poop jokes are WAY better.
[x] poop is an amazing word
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