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Old 08-25-2007, 07:08 PM
I Love Mr Slope I Love Mr Slope is offline
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Default I have a sweaty asscrack

Who knows remedies for this please? Every time I sit on wooden chairs in cafes or the work canteen, I have to slide my hand under my ass as I stand up and secretly wipe away the sweat mark that I leave behind.

Actually I feel I'm seaty in all those sorts of reasons. Sometimes I have to give my balls a really good scratch and when I sniff my fingers there's this sweet and musty smell to them. The other night I was trying to suck myself off (failed) but I could smell this scent wafting up towards me.

Anyways that's not the point of this post. What I want to do is know how to make my ass less sweaty because I get really embarrassed when I sometimes forget to wipe the mark away and I see people eyeing up what I've left behind and it makes me feel inadequate. Also the other day I was in this cafe and once I was done sitting down with my coffee I was stood outside on my cellphone and I could see the waiter scrubbing at the chair with a cloth.

Serious suggestions please.
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:08 PM
HP HP is offline
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Default Re: I have a sweaty asscrack

how fat are you
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:10 PM
MissChriss MissChriss is offline
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Default Re: I have a sweaty asscrack

Don't ur pants get a wet mark too so people can still see that ur asscrack is sweaty?
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:12 PM
Conspire Conspire is offline
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Default Re: I have a sweaty asscrack

Why dont u make a chair out of a fan? Or better yet an air conditioner.
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:13 PM
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Default Re: I have a sweaty asscrack

extra strength gold bond, bee sure to put it all ova yer balls, peenii adn esp teh gooch
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:18 PM
Capitan23 Capitan23 is offline
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Default Re: I have a sweaty asscrack

try an antiperspirant deodorant?

or just loose weight
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:31 PM
Spence Spence is offline
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Default Re: I have a sweaty asscrack

Nah i have the same problem...I've never tried to alleviate the situation, because its really not a big deal (never seen anybody notice). I would think baby powder might work? I'm eagerly awaiting any input.
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:38 PM
popeye18 popeye18 is offline
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Default Re: I have a sweaty asscrack

Stop masterbating?
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:42 PM
SABR42 SABR42 is offline
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Default Re: I have a sweaty asscrack

OP, you should do what Peter Griffin did.

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Old 08-25-2007, 07:45 PM
I Love Mr Slope I Love Mr Slope is offline
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Default Re: I have a sweaty asscrack

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how fat are you

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5'9 about 260lbs so average really.
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