lol so i just googled pasterbator...

[baronzeus]

lol i just did this too. from a 15/30 game on absolute:

"Seat 1 - EZ2PLY ($213.50 in chips) <-- Here's our villain for the next three hands. He is a bad player, incapable of folding when he's clearly beaten."


then the guy posts hands vs me where he has AT vs T9 on a QT7 board and misses a bet, and another hand where he has an overpair vs my top pair and "owns me" by 3betting the turn, and antoher hand where he 3bets my Q9 w/ T9s and loses. yeah im such a [censored] head [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Kilay]

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lolllll i was tilting pretty hardcore during this hand, prob my favourite suckout ever

http://www.pokerunlimited.nl/forum/n...gen-t2994.html

Oord is one of the most annoying 9/7/oo nitbots on stars... he had it coming for playing JJ solely for set value. also lol @ that guy playing AKs about as badly as possible

can anyone tell me wtf they're talking about in there?

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He basically says people are retards because they can't fold AA and he was okay losing to a flush but hitting the 1-outer was dirty and more angry [censored]... oooh and before I forget, he said you blew 1 hour of his profits...

Holland anyone ?? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[furyshade]

i googled my sn, all that shows up are hands where i fold and FTOPS IV stuff where i finished in money, i googled my real name and all i get are magic tournament reports from a few years ago, /life

[pp262]

http://www.pokergamers.cz/view_topic.php?id=11297

4.] PokerFush 14.05.07 23:49
njn jako everest je fakt rigged ..stats na AA mam 39 times a -680usd .. kdyz to srovnam podle nejvetsich proher, tak hned prvni tri 800+poty bylo AA vs KK z toho 2 to bylo all-in na flopu a K prislo vzdycky na turn .. nechapu
[5.] PokerFush 14.05.07 23:49
like this :

EverestPoker Game #1338345368: Table Bamako-13 - $2.00/$4.00 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:12:13 - 2007/04/01
Seat 1: doyouseewhy ($694.50)
Seat 2: vigier30 ($166.50)
Seat 3: Laut ($1,197.60)
Seat 5: BldZwtTrn ($474.60)
Seat 6: InEyed ($459.00)
BldZwtTrn posts the small blind of $2.00
InEyed posts the big blind of $4.00
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to InEyed[Ah As]
doyouseewhy raises to $14.00
vigier30 folds
Laut folds
BldZwtTrn folds
InEyed raises to $44.00
doyouseewhy calls $30.00
*** FLOP *** [2h 7s 2d]
InEyed bets $75.00
doyouseewhy raises to $150.00
InEyed raises to $415.00 and is all-in
doyouseewhy calls $265.00
*** SHOW DOWN ***
InEyed shows [Ah As]
doyouseewhy shows [Kd Kh]
*** TURN *** [2h 7s 2d] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [2h 7s 2d Kc] [9c]
*** SUMMARY ***
Board: [2h 7s 2d Kc 9c]
doyouseewhy collects $918.00.


I'm doyouseewhy

[ghaz]

I don't think I gave you the rest if I remember correctly. It was a sick call though, and I was already on tilt.

[snakekilla88]

I really do not remember this hand at all.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?953355

I also want to kill this guy for being annoying.
http://fuel55.blogspot.com/2007/06/p...-inducing.html

[rebuyboy]

here is lukieplaya the retard getting owned:

POKERSTARS GAME #5208038033: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2006/06/10 - 01:52:23 (ET)
Table 'Euneus III' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Lukieplaya ($503.90 in chips)
Seat 2: KIDPOKER72 ($196 in chips)
Seat 3: trizip ($227.85 in chips)
Seat 4: smpgdi ($451.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Stallionkid ($279.10 in chips)
Seat 6: Tunate ($123.50 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $1
KIDPOKER72: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Qc Qs]
trizip: calls $2
smpgdi: raises $6 to $8
Stallionkid: folds
Tunate: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $20 to $28
KIDPOKER72: folds
trizip: calls $26
smpgdi: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [2s Th 6c]
Lukieplaya: bets $60
trizip: calls $60
smpgdi: folds
*** TURN *** [2s Th 6c] [Ac]
Lukieplaya: checks
trizip: bets $38
Lukieplaya: calls $38
*** RIVER *** [2s Th 6c Ac] [9s]
Lukieplaya: checks
trizip: bets $101.85 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: calls $101.85
*** SHOW DOWN ***
trizip: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
Lukieplaya: mucks hand
trizip collected $482.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $485.70 | Rake $3
Board [2s Th 6c Ac 9s]
Seat 1: Lukieplaya (small blind) mucked [Qc Qs]
Seat 2: KIDPOKER72 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: trizip showed [Kc Kh] and won ($482.70) with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: smpgdi folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Stallionkid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Tunate (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/133128

http://www.pokerhand.org/?704018

PokerStars GAME #3448219632: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/12/27 - 04:38:58 (ET)
Table 'Chara' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Pat23 ($128.65 in chips)
Seat 3: brodrick9 ($75.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($130.05 in chips)
Seat 6: laserman123 ($45.70 in chips)
brodrick9: posts small blind $0.50
Lukieplaya: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Kh Ac]
Nooo FEAR joins the table at seat #1
laserman123: raises $2 to $3
Pat23: folds
brodrick9: calls $2.50
Lukieplaya: raises $12 to $15
laserman123: raises $30.70 to $45.70 and is all-in
brodrick9: folds
Lukieplaya: calls $30.70
*** FLOP *** [5s Tc 5h]
*** TURN *** [5s Tc 5h] [Th]
GotThatFire joins the table at seat #4
*** RIVER *** [5s Tc 5h Th] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Kh Ac] (two pair, Tens and Fives)
laserman123: shows [As Ad] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
laserman123 collected $92.40 from pot
Lukieplaya said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $94.40 | Rake $2
Board [5s Tc 5h Th Qs]
Seat 2: Pat23 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: brodrick9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Lukieplaya (big blind) showed [Kh Ac] and lost with two pair, Tens and Fives
Seat 6: laserman123 showed [As Ad] and won ($92.40) with two pair, Aces and Tens

PokerStars GAME #3448222223: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/12/27 - 04:39:47 (ET)
Table 'Chara' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: Pat23 ($128.65 in chips)
Seat 3: brodrick9 ($72.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($84.35 in chips)
Seat 6: laserman123 ($92.40 in chips)
GotThatFire will be allowed to play after the button
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $0.50
laserman123: posts big blind $1
Nooo FEAR: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [8h Th]
Pat23: calls $1
laserman123 said, "ty"
brodrick9: calls $1
Lukieplaya: calls $0.50
laserman123: checks
*** FLOP *** [9h Jh 4d]
Lukieplaya: bets $3
laserman123: calls $3
Pat23: calls $3
brodrick9: raises $9 to $12
Lukieplaya: raises $71.35 to $83.35 and is all-in
laserman123: folds
Pat23: folds
GotThatFire leaves the table
brodrick9: calls $59.70 and is all-in
GotThatFire joins the table at seat #4
*** TURN *** [9h Jh 4d] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [9h Jh 4d 6d] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [8h Th] (a pair of Nines)
brodrick9: shows [Ac Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
brodrick9 collected $151.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $153.40 | Rake $2
Board [9h Jh 4d 6d 9s]
Seat 2: Pat23 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: brodrick9 (button) showed [Ac Jd] and won ($151.40) with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 5: Lukieplaya (small blind) showed [8h Th] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 6: laserman123 (big blind) folded on the Flop

Dealt to Lukieplaya [As 9c]
Sporto623: folds
azpurdue: folds
clueless57: folds
The Maori: folds
==PAV==: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $3 to $4
ThreeOnes: calls $4
Flushtrated: folds
chineke_001: folds
*** FLOP *** [6c 5h 6s]
Lukieplaya: bets $6.50
ThreeOnes: calls $6.50
*** TURN *** [6c 5h 6s] [7h]
Lukieplaya: checks
ThreeOnes: bets $11
Lukieplaya: raises $19 to $30
ThreeOnes: calls $19
*** RIVER *** [6c 5h 6s 7h] [Kc]
Lukieplaya: checks
ThreeOnes: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [As 9c] (a pair of Sixes)
ThreeOnes: shows [Tc Ac] (a pair of Sixes - Ten kicker)
ThreeOnes collected $79.50 from pot

[nath]

rofl i googled "cap'njackpot" and found some dude's blog entry from the 2006 wcoop stud hi/lo event where he berates foucault's play

[nath]

wait this hand is better

gg fish

http://www.thepokerhaus.com/forum/vi....php?pid=21278

[nath]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nath