Dog Humping You?

[elus2]

let your gf hump you now and again. don't forget to give her treats after she finishes

[ridonkulous]

Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish.

[traz]

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My girlfriend is getting jealous of the puppy because she thinks I pay to much attention to her. The humping gets her even more pissed. When she starts doing it my girlfriend pulls her off, but I think that's messed up because she needs to finish. That may be weird but I know how bad it feels not to finish.


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This post is hillarious in so many ways

[wet work]

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I like how you stipulated that the dog was a girl presumably to avoid people assuming you may be gay as well as a freak. Let her hump away, you know you like it.

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I knew I would get some crap from this. I just said it because I didn't know that girl dogs liked to hump or if it was normal. Yeah, I could have googled it but I wanted to see what you guys thought.

My girlfriend is getting jealous of the puppy because she thinks I pay to much attention to her. The humping gets her even more pissed. When she starts doing it my girlfriend pulls her off, but I think that's messed up because she needs to finish. That may be weird but I know how bad it feels not to finish.

I guess I'm not going to let her do it anymore.

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I was just screwing around man.

We actually just got a female lab puppy and I've seen her trying to hump our male lab(6 yrs. old) and was like wtf?The male hasn't started in on her too much yet but he's messed around with her a few times. I think he's very psyched at the prospect of a mate though. I'm sure it won't be too long before he's humping away.

[Full-Metall]

Kick her in the balls.

[Lazy Meatball]

Getting humped by dogs is an occupational hazard for me. I try to discourage it whenever possible.

IMO, their is no harm in letting the cat hump you though.