How do you rate your poker trash talk? And some tips from TheFaucet

[TheFaucet]

I am the Mike Tyson of online poker, my trash-talking is impetuous, my style is ferocious and my defence impregnable. A lot of people don't know that a simple "HIGH FIVE" or a premptive "thanks" after you suck out on someone can be very effective in tilting not only the guy who lost but the whole table. Saying "nh" to people who show rags trying to bluff you is essential as well. It is also +EV to berate people you aren't even upset at, as it makes people think you're steaming. In addition if your trash talking happens to entertain it will help to loosen up the table and make people care less about giving their money to you because they're having a good time. Lastly when choosing an avatar on FullTilt go for one of the blacks, I know from experience that white people tilt easier when they think they're playing someone black, trust me on this one.

[timex]

Not only has my chat been banned on doyle's room, but I cannot chat to their live help, or even talk to their customer support. I had to get a friend of mine to talk to their support and ask for my chat back. Despite it being banned about 6 months ago, it still took multiple attempts to get it back.

[jmxthievez]

I lol'd and I don't know why.

[CaseS87]

I have had my chat banned several times, but never for trash talking. However I do enjoy picking fights with random people for no reason. I have several rival regulars at the levels I play at who I routinely [censored] talk nonsensically.

[whipsaw]

but how much did you abuse?

[Fonkey123]

Dealer: Sunday Million satellites are running 24/7 - check the lobby for your options to qualify and win big this Sunday!
Fonkey123: are you XXXXing kidding me?
Fonkey123: are you XXXXing kidding me?
Fonkey123: are you XXXXing kidding?
Fonkey123: jaklsdjf;saf
Fonkey123: iabgojraigagrag
Fonkey123: gergaegaegrae
Fonkey123: XXXX you and all you XXXXing stand for
TPCHole5: ru
Fonkey123: i hope you die in a grase fire
Fonkey123: that's after you watch your wife being raped by a black guy
Fonkey123: and your children skinned alive
TPCHole5: hope u have a great day
TPCHole5: ok thats enough
Fonkey123: s uck my f ucking d ick a sshole
Fonkey123: and go to hell
Fonkey123: great push on a draw
TPCHole5: doesnt sound like u have one
Fonkey123: okay than e at my f ucking p ussy
Fonkey123: i don't even care
TPCHole5: it stinks
Fonkey123: how did you make it across streets?
Fonkey123: and not get hit?
Fonkey123: how did you even set up the internet?
Fonkey123: how are you competent enough to breathe?
TPCHole5: cause u were driving
Fonkey123: beating you in a battle of wits is like beating stephen hawking in a screaming contest

[kbinder]

The "thanks" after sucking out is super-standard for me at my limits. (haven't done it in a while - slight brag/beat) I also enjoy making stupid strategy comments like "you shouldn't raise aces or kings preflop, or else you won't get any action". (Reading the chat that ensues is often priceless) Even better when someone's aces or kings have just been cracked.

Just like Case, I've had my chat banned many times, never for trash-talking.

[Mr_Donktastic]

Fonkey thats not really trash talking is it? Sounds more like just being a cry baby...

I prefer simple things like ty and lol after someone makes a really dumb play or a nice big BOOOOYYAAA after I take someones stack.

I thought this exchange was pretty classic...

kippe: WTF =?==="=¤?"?¤
Mr_Donktastic: hyachaycaycaychc
kippe: sucha joke
kippe: fish always badbeat
kippe: make bad calls and outdraw
Mr_Donktastic: thanks for making it profitable
Mr_Donktastic: to do so
Mr_Donktastic: cuz ill do it again
kippe: profitable
kippe: implied odds?
kippe: ever heard of it?
kippe: jesus christ retard
kippe: 5 outer potbet
Mr_Donktastic: yeah i just used impled odds
kippe: profitable?
kippe: you did?
Mr_Donktastic: to take yer monies
kippe: yeah
kippe: 5 outer
kippe: potbet
kippe: implied odds
kippe: guess you jumped your math
Mr_Donktastic: i had a BD FD too
Mr_Donktastic: fish
kippe: yeah that's 0,8 outs
kippe: happy?
kippe: 5,8 outs
kippe: for potbet
kippe: GREAT
Mr_Donktastic: but i had IMPLIED odds cuz your
cards were face up
kippe: oh yeah you did.. moron
kippe: 5,8 outs = 11%
Mr_Donktastic: i stick it in u
kippe: i bet pot
kippe: you know something?
kippe: i didnt have stack for that
kippe: even if you hit
kippe: a nine is a dead out
Mr_Donktastic: ok
Mr_Donktastic: w/e
kippe: so 3,8 outs
kippe: GREAT
kippe: fish
Mr_Donktastic: i had position too
Mr_Donktastic: i read in a book somewhere that
that is good or somehting
kippe: what a fish
kippe: keep donating money
kippe: i like em

[TheFaucet]

[ QUOTE ]
Dealer: Sunday Million satellites are running 24/7 - check the lobby for your options to qualify and win big this Sunday!
Fonkey123: are you XXXXing kidding me?
Fonkey123: are you XXXXing kidding me?
Fonkey123: are you XXXXing kidding?
Fonkey123: jaklsdjf;saf
Fonkey123: iabgojraigagrag
Fonkey123: gergaegaegrae
Fonkey123: XXXX you and all you XXXXing stand for
TPCHole5: ru
Fonkey123: i hope you die in a grase fire
Fonkey123: that's after you watch your wife being raped by a black guy
Fonkey123: and your children skinned alive
TPCHole5: hope u have a great day
TPCHole5: ok thats enough
Fonkey123: s uck my f ucking d ick a sshole
Fonkey123: and go to hell
Fonkey123: great push on a draw
TPCHole5: doesnt sound like u have one
Fonkey123: okay than e at my f ucking p ussy
Fonkey123: i don't even care
TPCHole5: it stinks
Fonkey123: how did you make it across streets?
Fonkey123: and not get hit?
Fonkey123: how did you even set up the internet?
Fonkey123: how are you competent enough to breathe?
TPCHole5: cause u were driving
Fonkey123: beating you in a battle of wits is like beating stephen hawking in a screaming contest

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[TheFaucet]

[ QUOTE ]
Fonkey thats not really trash talking is it? Sounds more like just being a cry baby...

I prefer simple things like ty and lol after someone makes a really dumb play or a nice big BOOOOYYAAA after I take someones stack.

I thought this exchange was pretty classic...

kippe: WTF =?==="=¤?"?¤
Mr_Donktastic: hyachaycaycaychc
kippe: sucha joke
kippe: fish always badbeat
kippe: make bad calls and outdraw
Mr_Donktastic: thanks for making it profitable
Mr_Donktastic: to do so
Mr_Donktastic: cuz ill do it again
kippe: profitable
kippe: implied odds?
kippe: ever heard of it?
kippe: jesus christ retard
kippe: 5 outer potbet
Mr_Donktastic: yeah i just used impled odds
kippe: profitable?
kippe: you did?
Mr_Donktastic: to take yer monies
kippe: yeah
kippe: 5 outer
kippe: potbet
kippe: implied odds
kippe: guess you jumped your math
Mr_Donktastic: i had a BD FD too
Mr_Donktastic: fish
kippe: yeah that's 0,8 outs
kippe: happy?
kippe: 5,8 outs
kippe: for potbet
kippe: GREAT
Mr_Donktastic: but i had IMPLIED odds cuz your
cards were face up
kippe: oh yeah you did.. moron
kippe: 5,8 outs = 11%
Mr_Donktastic: i stick it in u
kippe: i bet pot
kippe: you know something?
kippe: i didnt have stack for that
kippe: even if you hit
kippe: a nine is a dead out
Mr_Donktastic: ok
Mr_Donktastic: w/e
kippe: so 3,8 outs
kippe: GREAT
kippe: fish
Mr_Donktastic: i had position too
Mr_Donktastic: i read in a book somewhere that
that is good or somehting
kippe: what a fish
kippe: keep donating money
kippe: i like em

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